Heres One for the ladies,ANY Blonde Cowboys out there?

Question

The Sheriff in a small Texas town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure. As he is locking him up, he asks "Why in the world are you dressed like this?"

The Cowboy says "Well it's like this Sheriff. I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her so I did.

We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.

Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants so I did.

Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts so I did.

Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, "Now go to town cowboy... "

And here I am.

Answer 1

So the girl is still there, waiting, naked, horny?? Wow, what a moron that dude is!!

Answer 2

Although the blonde jokes are decades old, they only remind me of a client I had that was brain damaged after a horrible accident and had to have a partial lobotomy. He called me every day with a new blonde joke for about five years after he recovered. His name is Chuck. (By the way, this is 100% true). These "jokes" always remind me of a vibrant man turned into a child... not funny.

Answer 3

Did you hear the one about the blond cowboy who bought a suit made out of paper?

He was arrested for rustling.

Answer 4

You would like to remember the way you would have preferred. A feast for recalling the moments you
have spent with him.

Answer 5

i already told this one sorry sweetheart check ya later ♥

Answer 6

oh my gosh..cute. :-)

Answer 7

LOL.