So,
as I’m sitting at my computer writing poetry and sending money to young children, I hear a strange sound emitting from my kitchen. Hmmmmm. It sounded like hail hitting the roof of my car. “What could that be?” I thought as I completed my donation to “Illegals With No Hats” on my computer.
I stood to walk to my kitchen and heard a lot of scurrying going on. I tip-toed to the kitchen and, just before I turned on the light, I could see a lot of movement there. The light reached full illumination, and I could see the cabinet door under my sink moving ever so slightly. I approached the door slowly and, when I reached the door, I pulled it open in a forceful manner. As I stood there, illegals started popping out like popcorn popping out of an uncovered pan; 24 in total. They emerged like those compressed sponges you buy and put in water to become full size.
They charged me as if I were the southern border, ran down the stairs, and exited my humble dwelling.
Who were those people?
2006-07-27 19:14:42 · 12 answers · asked by kubrickian 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Immigration
DAMN VIOLATIONS!! How can someone report someone else for relating a traumatic experience?
But fear not for I have many “kurickan” accounts. Pro illegals cannot silence me!
2006-07-27 19:14:54 · update #1
LMAO @ donation to "illegals with no hats"!!!! omg I'm rollin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! once again Kubi you have me in stitches..............BUT to answer the question......those were the people that "do the work/jobs you don't want to do" all they were doing was cleaning your kitchen,,,,,,you need them, go hunt down Mexo-man and tell him to round up all 24 and to bring them back. Then they can mow your lawn and clean your toilets too........
2006-07-27 19:25:33 · answer #1 · answered by Hold em Rox 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i'm continuously lacking out on my fave bands/singers (neglected Sebastian Bach even as he replaced into in our us of a *sniff lol) and WWE even as they do come right here the venue is often 3 hours or extra away, which does make it extremely hard. Yeah that is a bugger yet ya gotta stay with it and, dare I say it - settle for haha EDIT: also that distance away, it is pretty hard to locate someone to safeguard the toddlers
2016-10-15 07:14:57 · answer #2 · answered by season 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You go Master Shake, those damm mooninites will not overtake us! Frylock would even be proud of you on this one. How's Meatwad and Carl?
2006-07-27 19:20:53 · answer #3 · answered by phwar68 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it happens to many people-thanks for speaking out.
2006-07-27 19:18:21 · answer #4 · answered by *** The Earth has Hadenough*** 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
...this is common for anglos inexperienced with peyote.
...you have been overloaded with "Don Juan" symbology and hallucinate when confronted by your own "ango demons"
...i will pray for you my son.
2006-07-27 19:20:43 · answer #5 · answered by R J 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should have fried them- and then smother them with some American ketchup!
2006-07-27 19:26:08 · answer #6 · answered by Americans1st 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO What a nightmare!
2006-07-27 19:23:06 · answer #7 · answered by bekkiboo31 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love the real kubrickian.
2006-07-28 03:38:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol cute
2006-07-27 20:29:00 · answer #9 · answered by angels_among_us 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute.
2006-07-27 19:19:18 · answer #10 · answered by vacant 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋