i need to call my mom? another blonde joke?

Question

A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message to her mother in Poland. When the man tells her it will be $300 she exclaims, "I don't have any money. But I would do anything to get a message to my mother in Poland."

To that the man asks, "Anything?" And the blonde says "Yes...anything!" With that, the man says "Follow me." He walks into the next room and tells her, "Come in and close the door." She does.

He then says, "Get on your knees." She does.

He then says, "Take down my zipper." She does.

He then says, "Go ahead... Take it out." With that, she takes it out and takes hold of it with both hands.

The man then says, "Well. Go ahead!" She brings her mouth closer to it, and while holding it close to her lips she says, "Hello? Mom?"

Answer 1

Hey you funny - enjoyin ur Blonde jokes.

Why did the blonde get fierd from the M & M factory.

She kept throwing the M & M outs thinking they were W & W.

Answer 2

Funny lol.Here is a blond joke for you of my own.How do you get a blond busy?You take a piece of paper.Write turn over on bothsides of the paper and hand it to here.She keeps turning the piece of paper.

Answer 3

A blond in a convertable gets stopped on a lonley backroad by a cop. The cop was horny, so he took out his thing and put it in her face. She said: OH NO!! Not another breath test!!

Answer 4

lol that was great lol

A blonde got a new cell phone from her husband, one day while she was at wal*mart her husband called and "How's the cell phone working for you?" with that the blonde exclaims "its great, but how did you know I was at wal*mart?" lol still gets me every time lol

check ya later ♥

Answer 5

Kinda funny but a good lesson not to go anywhere with a stranger.

Answer 6

not too bad

Answer 7

bol !

Answer 8

hehe :-)

Answer 9

lol.........really funny...........good one.

Answer 10

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! thats good!!! LOL