A man was walking along the street when he saw a ladder going into the clouds. As any of us would do, he climbed the ladder. He reached a cloud, upon which sat a rather plump and very ugly woman.
"Make love to me or climb the ladder to success," she said.
No contest, thought the man, so he climbed the ladder to the next cloud. On this cloud was a slightly thinner woman, who was slightly easier on the eye.
"Make love to me or climb the ladder to success," she said.
"Well," thought the man, "might as well carry on."
On the next cloud was an even more attractive lady who, this time, was quite attractive.
"Make love to me now or climb the ladder to success," she uttered.
As he turned her down and went on up the ladder, the man thought to himself that this was getting better the further he went. On the next cloud was an absolute beauty. Slim, attractive, the lot.
"**** me here and now or climb the ladder to success," she flirted.
Unable to imagine what could be waiting, and being a gambling man, he decided to climb again.
When he reached the next cloud, there was a 400 pound ugly man, arm pit hair showing, flies buzzing around his head.
"Who are you?" the man asked.
"Hello" said the ugly fat man, "I'm Cess!"
2006-07-27 19:02:09 · 6 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OH! lol...
2006-07-27 19:25:03 · answer #1 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 14⤊ 6⤋
i've seen a joke like that, there was a shop, and u can only go once, a woman entered to get a husband, when she went up it was an ugly man, so she went up and saw a gorgeous man, so he was interested to find more! in the 4th floor was a sexy! handsome man, still wanting more she went to the 5th floor and there it says...............................................you have been the 569,649,687,999,101 woman to fail!!1
2006-07-28 03:05:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-07-28 02:33:50 · answer #3 · answered by zaazzy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ah-ha-ha! good joke..yessss!
2006-07-28 03:34:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anø1eus© 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow..that was so funny....ty
2006-07-28 02:08:32 · answer #5 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhohoho!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ew, that was awesome
2006-07-28 02:06:51 · answer #6 · answered by nunovyorebiznis 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋