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And also, did he pass gas?Was he a gasy Savior?

2006-07-27 18:21:17 · 14 answers · asked by EasterBunny 5 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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yes... he pooped. yes... he passed gas (he lived in middle east, in israel area... they eat lots of hummus.... and man, does that give you gas!) he was in a human body, so he did all of the above.

2006-07-27 18:25:47 · answer #1 · answered by warriorn639mr 4 · 1 0

This is a high interesting question, and one I have never thought of.

It brings up a lot of other questions too. Did he have dreams? Did he have wet dreams then? Did he bite he's fingernails? What about erections? (I know I'm focusing on sex a lot but it's interesting, because Jesus was human but also god, and god seems a little prude)

We know Jesus didn't need food, because he lasted 40 days without it. Then only reason he ate was because he was hungry...
And since JC blessed everything he ate it would be manna from heaven...which is the prefect food. There wouldn't be any waste from it. I would think manna would be completely absorbed by the body.

Maybe he did...maybe he didn't...I'm not so sure.

2006-07-27 18:47:59 · answer #2 · answered by theFo0t 3 · 0 0

Jesus lived on earth as a man and underwent all the habits men goes through, except what Dan brown tried to suggest in his so called "da vinci code " did not happen.
Jesus was GOD and he came to live among us and to show us that with all the evil desires in us we can still live and worship God with our bodies and all its habit -poo poo etc

2006-07-27 18:37:35 · answer #3 · answered by GloryofGOD 2 · 0 0

Light has come into the world, but men loved darkness instead of light because their deeds were evil. 20Everyone who does evil hates the light, and will not come into the light for fear that his deeds will be exposed. 21But whoever lives by the truth comes into the light, so that it may be seen plainly that what he has done has been done through God."[h]

2006-07-27 18:27:13 · answer #4 · answered by slnixon3 3 · 0 0

He sure did and it stunk to high heaven (hence the term).

And his gas...they were the SBD kind.

Silent But Deadly.

2006-07-27 18:27:16 · answer #5 · answered by ggthekid 2 · 0 0

He was a Human just like you

2006-07-27 19:07:45 · answer #6 · answered by snuggels102 6 · 0 0

he was a savior, but a human being none the les, so YES!!! he did all those things

2006-07-27 18:24:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The Bible says that he emptied himself of divinity and became like us in all things. Jesus' sh*t stank, his farts smelled, his pee was yellow, and his burps were loud. He was like us in all things.

2006-07-27 18:26:52 · answer #8 · answered by Taivo 7 · 0 0

He was 100% God and 100% man, so I would think that they stunk just like ours

2006-07-27 18:24:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It was holy crap!


I couldn't resist. Anyway, it smelled really badly.

2006-07-27 18:58:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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