A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even though all the signs say not to. The fumes that came out of the gas tank ignited, severely burning her hands. But it also lit up her arm, too! Instead of rolling on the ground to put it out, she panicked. She took off running down the street. A police car was at the intersection where it happened and he tried to stop her to put out her arm, but she just kept running and screaming. All the officer could think of doing was to shoot her. This took everyone by surprise. The officer ran over to her and put the fire out, then called for an ambulance.
When questioned about his course of action to stop her, the officer said, "My only thought was to stop her. After all, she was waving a fire-arm."
2006-07-27 18:20:30 · 48 answers · asked by stophatinboo 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
a co-worker told me that joke not too long ago. he told me this joke as if he had just witnessed this event.... when he got to the punch line... I laughed pretty hard.
so yeah.. its funny.
2006-07-27 18:25:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. Not at all. Better Luck next time. Try competing with this.
Johnny was terrible at math he had flunked several times so his mother decided to put him in Catholic school. From the first day he came home went straight to his room and did his entire home work, this carried on for the rest of the year. At the end Johnny passed math with flying colours. His mother wanted to know what had inspired him. So she sat him down and asked him "Was it the strict rules?"
"No" he replied.
"Was it the encouragement of the nuns?"
"No" he replied.
"Then what was it?"
"That first day when I walked in and saw that guy hung up on the plus sign I knew they meant business!"
2006-07-27 18:24:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes
2006-07-27 18:24:26 · answer #3 · answered by foster 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It got a small chuckle from me.It was kind of an eye roller,but it's cute.Much better than the one from Dumbledore.That one was NOT funny.
2006-07-27 18:40:07 · answer #4 · answered by kimberli 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A guy and his spouse pass to their honeymoon motel for his or her twenty fifth anniversary. As the couple mirrored on that magical night 25 years in the past, the spouse requested the husband, "When you first noticed my bare frame in entrance of you, what used to be going by way of your brain?" The husband answered, "All I desired to do used to be f-ck your brains out and suck your t-ts dry." Then, because the spouse undressed, she requested, "What are you considering now?" He answered, "It appears as though I did a gorgeous well task."
2016-08-28 16:39:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You'd have to tell it right. I'd shorten the set up. For the punchline I 'd hit "was" and say the rest stacato: "She WAS waving ...a..fire..arm"
2006-07-27 18:49:33 · answer #6 · answered by Bubba 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I bet after all that, the first thing she wanted was a smoke.
2006-07-27 18:27:40 · answer #7 · answered by Canuck Guy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thought it was a sad story at first.. but yes it did get a small laugh out of me..
2006-07-27 18:24:11 · answer #8 · answered by LokoLobo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no.the cop should b fired 4 firin @ d fired lady.
2006-07-27 18:29:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. I would have shot her also for being a smoker in public.
2006-07-27 18:24:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋