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The rescue squad was called to the home of an elderly couple for an apparent heart attack the gentleman had. When the squad got there is was too late and the man had died.

While consoling the wife one of the rescuers noticed that the bed was a mess. He asked the lady what symptoms the man had suffered and if anything had precipitated the heart attack.

The lady replied, "Well, we were in the bed making love and he started moaning, groaning, thrashing about the bed, panting, and sweating. I thought he was coming, but I guess he was going."

2006-07-27 18:02:00 · 5 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

Dear little missy,
You have to put your mind in the gutter of this one. COMING ahem yeah see, okay bye

2006-07-27 18:06:47 · update #1

5 answers

Didn't need to tell me about putting my mind in the gutter, I'm just trying to find a way to get out.

Good joke.

A 10, from one that understands it.

2006-07-27 19:03:05 · answer #1 · answered by Woody 3 · 10 1

Love on the initiating sight . although its infatuation yet nevertheless its greater helpful than hate . additionally we dont hate somebody on the initiating sight itself , it takes long technique to hate somebody particularly . yet love occurs without delay additionally its solid too , it makes them sleepless and wander away in strategies ....

2016-12-10 17:02:22 · answer #2 · answered by allateef 4 · 0 0

Ha ha ha that was a good one

2006-07-27 18:05:47 · answer #3 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0 0

don't get it .i'll have to read it over a couple of times

2006-07-27 18:03:54 · answer #4 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 0 0

it was cute, i got a smile out of it,, thanks

2006-07-27 18:43:50 · answer #5 · answered by tiffani h 3 · 0 0

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