1. American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!"
2. Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant.
3. You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank.
4. You've rolled so many pennies, you've formed a psychic bond with Abe Lincoln.
5. Long distance companies don't call you to switch anymore.
5. You look at your roommate and see a large fried chicken in tennis shoes.
6. You rob Peter... and then rob Paul.
7. You finally clean your house, hoping to find change.
8. You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.
9. You give blood everyday... just for the orange juice.
10. McDonald's supplies you with all your kitchen condiments.
11. At communion you go back for seconds.
12. You wash your toilet paper.
13. You have to save up to be poor.
14. You're in college.
15. On thanksgiving your dad would bring home a picture of a thanksgiving meal.
16. You owe yourself money.
17. You are sterilizing your urine for reconsumption.
18. Your imaginary friend has more money than you.
2006-07-27 17:46:52 · 12 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
19. A panhandler reaches into his pocket when he sees you
2006-07-27 18:06:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 4⤋
Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant. .. Well ive never been that broke and i dont think i wana be..
18. Your imaginary friend has more money than you. Ive convinced she does
16. You owe yourself money. yep
2006-07-28 00:50:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
19. Your financial future depends on the death of a family member.
2006-07-28 01:23:49 · answer #3 · answered by Brian V 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha..my old roomate owed herself money all the time because she dipped into her savings jar or whatever
2006-07-28 00:50:18 · answer #4 · answered by SunnySmile83 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your bank accout has more red than Enron accounting books
2006-07-28 00:54:04 · answer #5 · answered by Tim P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny...ah the life of a college student.
2006-07-28 00:50:54 · answer #6 · answered by Rose 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's funny!
Worth a 10 from me!!
2006-07-28 01:59:21 · answer #7 · answered by Woody 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so broke you can't even pay attention
when emptying your pockets you don't even get pocket lint
2006-07-28 01:50:10 · answer #8 · answered by Desperado 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao...i like #18 the most.
2006-07-28 00:49:19 · answer #9 · answered by d;lfkgmhklf,gh 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol lol lol that was so awsome! really were did you get that!
2006-07-28 00:49:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋