2006-07-27 17:06:59 · 39 answers · asked by Smegma Stigma 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
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2006-07-27 17:10:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Good question.
For hugs, snuggles, and missionary position, I think God's your guy. For anything nasty, down & dirty, I'd have to say Satan.
So depending upon your mood, the weather, and which house Saturn is in, it could be either.
For instance, right this minute - Friday, 7/28/06, 9:50 pm, I'm in the mood for down & dirty. Tomorrow morning - who knows?
2006-07-28 14:52:56 · answer #2 · answered by oh kate! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First Corinthians chapter 6,:9-10. "Do you not know that the wicked will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor male prostitutes nor homosexual offenders nor thieves nor the greedy nor drunkards nor slanderers nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God."
Here Paul again tells us not to be deceived, and the thing that he does not want us to be deceived about is the fact that "the wicked will not inherit the kingdom of God." And so we are again faced with the disturbing reality that people can be deceived about something as clear and as obvious as this, so that they would think that the wicked will indeed inherit the kingdom of God. Their thinking about right and wrong, about what pleases God, and about what God requires from them, is the very opposite of what God has revealed.
2006-07-27 17:17:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank my lucky stars - I'm sure glad that both (god and satan) are only human constructs! If those were my only available choices as bed partners, I'd choose to sleep ALONE - forever!!!
2006-07-27 17:11:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends on the kind of sex you want. Do you want light, fluffy, romantic sex? Then God is the man.
If rough, violent, S&M sex is your thing, than Satan would be the obvious choice.
Heh, my choice is Satan. Le purr!
2006-07-27 17:19:25 · answer #5 · answered by Joa5 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think satan would be a good at BDSM. God would probably do well at the whole loving missionary position (pun intended).
2006-07-27 17:15:20 · answer #6 · answered by mreggrolls 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dang this is a good question....both
satan would be great for those nights when im wanting it hard and rough and hurtful sex. it would be more fun im guessing
but
god would be a love maker. he would make a woman feel good i believe and more sensitive to the womans feelings
haha i think i got into this a little too much! <333
2006-07-27 17:11:36 · answer #7 · answered by PuertoRicanLover 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would tend for god because she would be so giving, but satan man it would be a screw for the ages.
2006-07-27 17:16:25 · answer #8 · answered by manw/thegoldengun 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah.....Who knows.
I have never thought about it. God is like a father is the greatest. I have never thought of having sex with them.
You get a award....The strangest questions ever asked..
j/k
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2006-07-27 17:17:55 · answer #9 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Definately, it would be the Creator of reproduction, twas God who decided to make it feel so good.
2006-07-27 17:12:16 · answer #10 · answered by J Z 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you think if they were in bed together satan would scream, "oh god, oh my god!" ???
2006-07-27 17:09:25 · answer #11 · answered by Plasmapuppy 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋