A joke will be posted once an hour yay to get caught up hehe okay now the joke...
A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his fifth grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms.
"Now, class. Observe the worms closely," said the professor as he put the first worm into the water. The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in water could be.
The second worm, he put into the whiskey. It writhed painfully, and it quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a doornail. "Now, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?" the professor asked.
Little Johnny, who naturally sits in back, raised his hand and wisely, responded, "Drink whiskey and you won't get worms!"
2006-07-27 17:05:02 · 8 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Okay, sad to say that you all missed the point, because it was about a kid missing the point...are any of you related to him? hmmmm i'll assume so
2006-07-27 17:53:03 · update #1
Dear Bri Bri,
It wasn't as dumb as you look.
2006-07-27 17:53:53 · update #2
Dear Dulce
hmm sorry to say, your momma dresses you funny but that's okay you should keep trying at dressing yourself you'll come around.
2006-07-27 17:55:06 · update #3
Dear domi,
That was expected, enough said
2006-07-27 17:55:50 · update #4
Dear Dumbledore,
I've told many jokes, thus i post a joke everynight for an opinion, not all the time will people like it, and not all the time will i like it, so yep.
2006-07-27 18:03:52 · update #5
Dear iamigloo
Thank you for recognizing a point. ♥
2006-07-27 18:05:04 · update #6
Dear princessvixe,
That's a touching story and now we know why your breath always smells like feet, thank you thank you.
2006-07-27 18:05:40 · update #7
Dear lovepink24 and Tim P
Thank your for liking the joke and knowing what it was all about ♥
p.s. ....??? lol
2006-07-27 18:11:37 · update #8
Well i got it and i thought it was funny
2006-07-27 18:09:02 · answer #1 · answered by lovepink24 2 · 4⤊ 2⤋
as an alcoholic, i wanna love it, but the punchline sucks. oh what the heck, i'll drink to that!
2006-07-27 17:11:14 · answer #2 · answered by ~it's me~ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha Ha. Tell me more
2006-07-27 17:56:50 · answer #3 · answered by Tim P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was a good one. You can always better yourself.
2006-07-27 17:50:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well... humm.. sorry to say that sucked and yeah thats about it. but its okay u can keep trying.
2006-07-27 17:46:05 · answer #5 · answered by Dulce 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was dumb, I get it but it wasn't funny.....sorry
2006-07-27 17:37:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i did'nt really get it
2006-07-27 17:54:37 · answer #7 · answered by domi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol... good pt.
2006-07-27 17:22:00 · answer #8 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋