The federal government is trying to decide whether The FBI, the CIA, or the Los Angeles Police Department is the most effective at apprehending criminals. The issue is to be decided with a test - a rabbit is put in a forest and each organization has to find it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigation, they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads, they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!
2006-07-27 16:26:33 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Law Enforcement & Police
You forgot the army, which will strike at minutes notice and occupy the remains of the burned out forest for a year, searching strategically every crack and crevice until the rabbit is either apprehended or his splattered remains are identified!
2006-07-27 16:35:46 · answer #1 · answered by Sarge 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
You are correct, a smile and a chuckle.
Thanks, I really needed the giggle. Too bad humor has to be rooted in truth to be funny.
Was that barb subtle enough to be missed by the three agencies involved or should I get more fire insurance???
2006-07-28 04:25:23 · answer #2 · answered by gimpalomg 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whats a mineral witness? Are they some kind of miners?
2006-07-27 16:29:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ya, I thought it deserves a weak chuckle. More like a smirk than a smile. *9*
2006-07-27 16:31:01 · answer #4 · answered by canadianrobynn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol silly rabbit, tricks are for kids!
2006-07-27 16:30:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
points
2006-07-27 22:03:20 · answer #6 · answered by keep_up_w_this 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe sad but funny
2006-07-27 16:33:46 · answer #7 · answered by skris 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is about right.
2006-07-27 17:19:26 · answer #8 · answered by midnightdealer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one
2006-07-27 16:30:17 · answer #9 · answered by Jason L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-07-27 16:32:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋