How would you creatively complete that phrase?
2006-07-27 16:24:34 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh, PLEASE people!! Apparently none of you are in Arizona right now. Let me tell ya...
It's so hot here...
...the potatoes cook underground, and all we have to do to have lunch is to pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.
...we've learned that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron. (Gotta live here to experience that one... ouch!!)
...I've discovered that in July, it takes only 2 fingers to drive my car.
...the trees are whistling for the dogs.
...it's noon in July, kids are on summer vacation, and not one person is out on the streets.
...at the store, the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
...we no longer associate bridges (or rivers) with water.
...my biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"
...you realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
...I've experienced condensation on my butt from the hot water in the toilet bowl!
Some of those are true and some are (slight) exaggerations, but I can honestly say there is no denying "It's sooooo hot!!"
2006-07-27 17:40:38 · answer #1 · answered by e.estlinz 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
It's so hot, its hotter than a 3 peckerd billygoat....
Its so hot I saw a cat with a soda, he said, 'you betta get you one a these! rrwaaarr'
Its so hot I saw the milkman cookin a porkchop on the driveway..
2006-07-27 17:37:29 · answer #2 · answered by Brocktoon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's so hot out that it makes the electric chair look like a Sunday School picnic!!
It's so hot out I had to turn the oven on to cool it off in here!!
It's so hot, I love it!! (KILL PARIS HILTON!!!!)
It's so hot out my beer is evaporating faster than I can drink it!!
2006-07-27 16:34:00 · answer #3 · answered by scratchwhiplash 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's so hot, in my pants heh lol check ya later ♥
2006-07-27 16:33:01 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its so hot the devil was sitting butt naked on a ice block saying im going back to hell so i can cool off a little
2006-07-27 17:22:04 · answer #5 · answered by internet_mack 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's so hot.
(It's a good sentence, grammatically correct...)
2006-07-27 16:28:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I VOTe for tHat answer "its so hot, will it snow?" cos its the only one that made me giggle LOL
2006-07-28 01:12:09 · answer #7 · answered by caroline 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's so hot all my chocolate melted and now I'm pissed and chocolate-less.
2006-07-27 17:03:25 · answer #8 · answered by RuneWitchSakura1988 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hell its hotter than two rats f u c k i n in a wool sock
2006-07-27 16:54:22 · answer #9 · answered by justwondering 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that even living on the beach sucks
2006-07-27 16:30:44 · answer #10 · answered by ma_zila 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋