give me a couple good ones!
2006-07-27 16:12:24 · 8 answers · asked by frances.bacon&eggs 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
there was a mirror in a hotel and this mirror had the ability that
if you walked up to it and said a lie you would instantly disappear.
first a brunnet comes up and says i think i'm the most beautiful girl in the world and puff! she disappears then a redhair
comes and says i think i'm the most intelligent girl in the world
and puff!! she disappears then a blonde comes up and says
i think .. and puff!! she disappears.
2006-07-27 17:37:21 · answer #1 · answered by kingluffy84 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
once there were 3 girls on a road trip to san fransisco one was a redhead one was a brunnete and the other was a blonde so then while they were drinking out of a river the brunnette found a bottle. she opened it and out poofed a fairy she said if they each jump off the bridge yelling somthing they want to turn into they will .so first the redhead went she yelled eagle and jumped off the 100 meter tall bridge and sure enough there was a beautiful eagle. the brunnette went next she yelled squirrel and then jumped off.then there was a squirrel last the blonde went she looked down,horrified,jumped off and yellled OOOOOHHHHHH CRAP!
2006-07-27 23:35:05 · answer #2 · answered by Lisa H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not sure if I got this right:
Three women were in an elevator: a brunette, a red head, and a blonde. There is a stain on the wall.
The brunette looks at it and says, "That looks like an a** stain."
The red head sniffed it and says, "That smells like an a** stain."
The blonde licked it and says, "Yep. But it's nobody in this building!"
2006-07-28 00:01:03 · answer #3 · answered by RuneWitchSakura1988 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 blondes in a cafe are vigorously masterbating. The waiter says "why are you 2 doing that?" 1 blonde points to a sign that reads 1ST COME,1ST SERVED
2006-07-27 23:36:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver's test?
A: Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat.
2006-07-27 23:15:46 · answer #5 · answered by Jubei 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: What's the difference between a brunette and a redhead...?
(I don't know)
A: What do you mean, you don't know...? Are you blonde...?
2006-07-27 23:30:58 · answer #6 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So this blonde walked into a ice cream shop and said ''i want a gallon of strawberry,vanilla,and chocolate.'' The man said''Sorry we have no strawberry.''The blonde said''Sorry ive had a long night i want a cup of strawberry,vanilla,and chocolate.'' The man said''Can you spell the van in vanilla?''she said ''Sure 'v'a'n'.''He said can you spell the choco in chocolate?''She said'''c'h'o'c'o'''He said ''Can you spell the freak in strawberry?''She said''there is no freak'in' strawberry!!
2006-07-27 23:24:49 · answer #7 · answered by Tonks 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i know this blonde that is so stupid she tried to put the m&m candys in order.
i know this blonde that is so stupid she triped over a cord less phone.
2006-07-28 00:34:24 · answer #8 · answered by Dulce 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋