There are four kinds of sex :
HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.
BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.
HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "**** YOU"
COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer **** you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.
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2006-07-27 15:53:40 · 21 answers · asked by christine 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha... may be reality...
check this one too....
A man traveling by plane and in urgent need to use the men's room is nervously tapping his foot on the floor of the aircraft. Each time he tried the men's room door, it was "OCCUPIED". The stewardess, aware of his predicament suggested that he go ahead and use the ladies room, but cautioned him against using any of the buttons inside.
The buttons were marked "WW, WA, PP and ATR". Making the mistake that so many men make in disregarding the importance of what a woman says, the man let his curiosity get the best of him and decided to try the buttons anyway.
He carefully pressed the first button marked "WW" and immediately warm water sprayed all over his entire bottom. He thought, "WOW, the women really have it made!".
Still curious, he pressed the button marked "WA" and a gentle breeze of warm air quickly dried his hind quarters. He thought that was out of this world!
The button marked "PP" yielded a large powder puff which delicately applied a soft talc to his rear.
Well, naturally he couldn't resist the last button marked "ATR". When he woke up in the hospital he panicked and buzzed for the nurse.
When she appeared, he cried out, "What happened to me?! The last thing I remember is I was in the ladies room on a business trip!"
The nurse replied, "Yes, you were having a great time until you pressed the "ATR" button which stands for Automatic Tampon Remover... Your penis is under your pillow!"
2006-07-28 03:23:16 · answer #1 · answered by MK 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
NO JOKE!!!! you mean that happens for real in the courtroom!!!
WOW america trully is a great place of many opportunities and liberties!
I just wonder I never get jury duty when that kind of action is going on in the courtroom!!!
2006-07-27 22:59:31 · answer #2 · answered by rache001 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
After bein' married for 29 years' it's hall sex for us!!!!
lol
2006-07-27 22:59:38 · answer #3 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, sorry, that wasn't very clever.
You used the "****" in the same sense of the word two times. It's only funny as a single punchline.
2006-07-27 22:57:21 · answer #4 · answered by jasonrene322 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One MOre...GARAGE SEX - when your wife throws you out of the house and you have to sleep in the garage with the exhaust pipe facing you
2006-07-27 23:14:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is one of the funniest and most "right on" things I've read in a long time!!! I'm literally belly laughing in the room....
2006-07-27 23:11:51 · answer #6 · answered by sweet ivy lyn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol awesome lol
Mistress- A woman between a mister and a mattress
lol check ya later â¥
2006-07-27 23:12:49 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You forgot oral sex-- when I leave my windows open at night, I can hear the neighbors yelling at each other **** you! Oh yeah, well **** you, too!
2006-07-27 23:28:14 · answer #8 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I want to have sex with you
2006-07-27 22:56:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Speaking from experience?
2006-07-28 01:05:29 · answer #10 · answered by 42ITUS™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋