I went in to have my Wisdom Teeth removed.
When I got home I was wearing women's thong panties....and before you get smart this IS NOT what I normally wear. I had on a pair of HANES colored briefs when I went in.
Can I sue? What are my options???
2006-07-27 15:48:14 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Dental
you immediately had jessica simpson syndrome the minute you removed your wisdom teeth.hire marcia clark as your attorney.you'll win for sure but first you must sell your entire david hasselhoff collection of memorabilia to pay all of the fees.remember to tell the dentist to re-attach the teeth with metal screws.otherwise,you'll make ditzy decisions your entire life.next time you get an oil change for your car,you'll end up with a unibrow and an ear infection.
the dentist can counter-sue you in small claims court saying that you stole his thong.wash it and mail it back to him.hurry!
2006-07-27 17:23:45 · answer #1 · answered by bumblebee_chola 4 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Don't jump to conclusions. Make 4 more appointments and then take the results of best 3 out of 5.
2006-07-28 16:14:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you look anything like your avatar then I'm sure you're lying and the rest of the jury will think so too.
Get off those drugs man!!!
If I were you I'd be pleased and go and thank your dentist 'cos you look like a bit of a perv anyway.
2006-07-27 15:58:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Join the club.
2006-07-27 15:52:03 · answer #4 · answered by Man 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call the police. Then file a complaint with the ADA. (American Dental Association).
2006-07-27 15:52:53 · answer #5 · answered by jmiller 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure call a lawyer see what he says if he doesn't laugh you out of his office.
2006-07-27 15:51:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quit blaming others for your fetishes..Maybe your a blackout cross-dresser,.you black out and get into your lady mode..Options are go to a therapist...
2006-07-28 02:14:25 · answer #7 · answered by Heather b 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call the cops.
2006-07-27 15:51:34 · answer #8 · answered by Linds 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One Louis Rocco?
You wake up, pants unbutton?
He punch you teeth?
You can no drive cab and chew gum?
ACCCHHHHKK!
2006-07-27 16:21:03 · answer #9 · answered by Myzyri 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sue for his BMW
2006-07-27 15:53:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋