Two guys are drinking at a bar. The first says "Do you ever start thinking about something, and when you go to talk, you say something you don't mean?" The Second guy says "Yeah, I was at the airport buying plane tickets, and the chick behind the counter had these huge t1ts, and instead of asking her for 'two tickets to Pittsburgh' I asked for 'two tickets to Titsburgh' The First guy says, "Yeah, well I was having breakfast with my wife last week, and instead of saying 'Honey can you please pass me the sugar?', I said 'You've ruined my life you FUCK1NG *****'
2006-07-27 15:29:22 · 16 answers · asked by christine 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Uh, did you just STEAL that from me? I posted that same joke a few days ago? Just kidding and you told it better than I did. :)
2006-07-27 15:33:06 · answer #1 · answered by Charles 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha.. not bad...
check this one too...
A man traveling by plane and in urgent need to use the men's room is nervously tapping his foot on the floor of the aircraft. Each time he tried the men's room door, it was "OCCUPIED". The stewardess, aware of his predicament suggested that he go ahead and use the ladies room, but cautioned him against using any of the buttons inside.
The buttons were marked "WW, WA, PP and ATR". Making the mistake that so many men make in disregarding the importance of what a woman says, the man let his curiosity get the best of him and decided to try the buttons anyway.
He carefully pressed the first button marked "WW" and immediately warm water sprayed all over his entire bottom. He thought, "WOW, the women really have it made!".
Still curious, he pressed the button marked "WA" and a gentle breeze of warm air quickly dried his hind quarters. He thought that was out of this world!
The button marked "PP" yielded a large powder puff which delicately applied a soft talc to his rear.
Well, naturally he couldn't resist the last button marked "ATR". When he woke up in the hospital he panicked and buzzed for the nurse.
When she appeared, he cried out, "What happened to me?! The last thing I remember is I was in the ladies room on a business trip!"
The nurse replied, "Yes, you were having a great time until you pressed the "ATR" button which stands for Automatic Tampon Remover... Your penis is under your pillow!"
2006-07-28 10:24:53 · answer #2 · answered by MK 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yikes ! I think he actually meant it though. lol I have a hard tiem gettting jokes sometimes.
2006-07-28 12:58:30 · answer #3 · answered by sweenygirll 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dunt find this funnie..u need to explain da jokeâ¥â¥â¥ sowwiez
2006-07-27 22:43:15 · answer #4 · answered by baby_phat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was cute, lol not that bad ^^no sense of humor ugh lol check ya later â¥
2006-07-27 22:34:38 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sweetie, I TOLD you that I was only JOKING!, I am sorry, already!
2006-07-27 22:56:07 · answer #6 · answered by athorgarak 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok I've heard it before....but it's still hilarious!
2006-07-27 22:42:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
huh
2006-07-28 01:09:00 · answer #8 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lame
2006-07-27 22:42:40 · answer #9 · answered by jason 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats not funny at all.
2006-07-27 22:32:49 · answer #10 · answered by lovely 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋