One night a burglar is trying to break into a house. He's sneaking across the lawn when he hears a voice - "Jesus is watching you!"
He jumps, turns around, but he doesn't see anything. So he starts creeping across the lawn again. "Jesus is watching you!" He hears it again.
So now the burglar is really looking around, and he sees a parrot in a cage by the side of the house. He says to the parrot, "Did you say that?"
The parrot answers "Yes I did."
So the burglar asks, "What's your name?"
The parrot says "Clarence."
The burglar says "What kind of stupid idiot would name his parrot Clarence?"
The parrot laughs and says, "The same stupid idiot that named his Rottweiler 'Jesus' "
2006-07-27 15:27:40 · 11 answers · asked by Ruthie1959 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope.
It was stormy outside, and the plane was being rocked by some severe turbulence. So this kindly old lady looked upon Death's door, and said to her papal neighbour. 'Father, surely you can do something about this...'
To which the Pope replied, 'Sorry lady, I'm in sales, not management.'
2006-07-27 15:34:52 · answer #1 · answered by giko 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
a classic joke that cracks me up everytime i hear it
2006-07-27 15:37:16 · answer #2 · answered by [dANiiE♥♫]™ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this never gets old..its a classic
2006-07-27 15:40:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah it is pretty old lol oh well check ya later ♥
2006-07-27 15:35:11 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol that never gets old.
2006-07-27 16:15:50 · answer #5 · answered by Cld 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL - first time hearing it - good joke.
2006-07-27 15:55:54 · answer #6 · answered by pezdispenserwisdom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes I like this joke .... laugh every time I read it ... good one
2006-07-27 15:35:19 · answer #7 · answered by sswan007 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is so hilarious- ive never heard that hahahhahaha
2006-07-27 15:34:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahw that one never gets old :D
2006-07-27 15:30:27 · answer #9 · answered by lovely 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tee-hee-he, funny
2006-07-27 16:04:54 · answer #10 · answered by candycane 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋