What is the point of shaving my unibrow if it keeps growing back ?

Question

I boil 5 cups of hot water mixed with 3 cups of sugar and it boils to it gets thick and sticky. I then place a blob of it on my eyebrow between both my eyes and then pull really hard and take them out by the root.

2 weeks later theyve grown back and there is nothing i can do. I am sick of people telling me to bushhog my eyebrows or run a lawnmower on them. I mean thats not even possible. Wouldnt that kill me? I hate it when stupid people talk. I have all I need, my hubby argus, possum stinky and my cat ( doe doe) which i recently shaved due to stinkys allergies. our trailer is paid for. Why are people so rude to me. People are so shallowistic

Answer 1

There is no point to shaving your unibrow. The best thing to do is burn it off with a flamethrower.

When did you marry argus ?

Answer 2

Just treat your self for a of beauty at the beauty salon, they can help with your uni brow, and fix your hair differently. I'm sure that will do the trick. I twill boost your confidence levels in no time flat.
If the salon gives you a hard time "Hey i want a makeover dam mitt". Don't listen to other folks they are jealous you have more hair than them.

Answer 3

Personally if i had a unibrow i would wax it, so i didn't look like Bernie from Sesame street. I have two seperate eyebrows and i tweeze and wax them whether they stay perfect forever or not. It's called maintaince. And honestly I'm not shallow for thinking you should wax your eyebrows it is extremely easy maintance. I would be shallow if you where 5 pounds overweight and I called you a whale.

Answer 4

If you want to get rid of them, try electrolysis. Basically, you pluck the hair out, and as you do, the follicle gets a shock. Eventually, it dies. No hair grows back.

The reason you do it is to look less "angry" as people usually draw their eyebrows in when they're angry. Unfortunately we can't get rid of automatic recognition of expressions. Strangers would be confused for a bit.
But... I'm guessing if you just said "shove you" to anyone who hinted at it they'd get used to your eyebrows in a month and get a shock if you ever removed it again.

It does basically come down to facial expressions being largely involuntary and automatic - those blind from birth smile and frown just as we do. Human beings are designed to recognize facial changes. Anyone who looks slightly different is mistrusted because they're not as easy to read. And those not trusted are frequently not liked either.
That's why. Plain truth. Don't hurt me.

Seriously though... people get used to it....

edit: note to self - learn to spell.

Answer 5

I think you should have electrolisis! Or maybe you could go to work for the goverment,and fight terrorism.All you got to do is hang around in the right place and claim to be the uni-brow bomber!! Or you could help some Mexicans cross into the US,via your unibrow!!

Answer 6

Hey there girl how ya doing haven't wrote to you in a while......how have ya been? How is the situation with your sister and your dad? is that getting better? Well as for your eyebrows.....if your husband don't mind than who cares what everybody else thinks. Chin up and screw what people think.

Answer 7

U act like u gotta shave it everyday. u only have to worry about your unibrow twice a month. quit being lazy and just deal with it

Answer 8

What's a matter there, Unibrow? Got suspended and had to change your name but couldn't find a new picture? And you are calling others "shallowistic"??!!

Answer 9

are you kidding.......? You sound like such a redneck...the trailor's paid for, stinky the opossum, and the shaved cat...LOL very funny

BTW you spelled opossum wrong

Answer 10

It's a shame you have to pick a mentally handicap's person picture to use for your entertainment!
Give the girl some dignity, loser!!!