Morris took his wife to a fancy restaurant for their 40th anniversary and confessed to her that he had a mistress.
You gave me wonderful children, all doctors. I have a home that's a showplace, jewellery and holidays in the sun- Why should I complain that you have something on the side?
Morris was relieved.
My partner also has a mistress and as a matter of fact here he comes now with both girls. That's his on his right.
I'm looking. Tell him I think ours is better.
2006-07-27 13:19:40 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i think 'partner' is his business partner who walks up with his wife and mistress, Morris's wife thinks her husbands mistress is better then his business partner's. I think, i cant believe I just wasted a few seconds of my life working that out, thanks a lot I wont ever get those seconds back or the ones I have used up writing this....damn!
2006-07-27 13:49:10 · answer #1 · answered by Smoochy Poochy 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sounds like the British Monarchy to me
Followed closely by Politicians and Footballers.
Do you drive an astra?
2006-07-27 20:32:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Morris's partner's has entered with his mistress and his wife. mistress is on the right and his wife is on the left and Morris thinks that his mistress is better than his partner's...... Oh hell!.....I don't know, I'm tired....I'm goin to bed.
2006-07-27 20:39:54 · answer #3 · answered by stainedglassangel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what, are you pissed? try to re-write it - i got it up until about the middle but then it just went to bits.
im just reading it again, hold on.
na, still crap!!!
2006-07-27 20:30:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just don't get that at all.
2006-07-27 20:31:09 · answer #5 · answered by Hello Dave 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok i get it.... it may.. why because it did to me.... the case is im just a year married..
2006-07-27 20:28:31 · answer #6 · answered by demon_hunter_ illidan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolcheehuahua!
i think could happen...don't know lolz->:o
2006-07-27 20:23:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it
2006-07-27 20:23:30 · answer #8 · answered by ...o(_insert witty comment_) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
???? That makes no sense.
2006-07-27 20:22:59 · answer #9 · answered by Angel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
did it happen to you??????
2006-07-27 21:10:54 · answer #10 · answered by **ZARA** 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋