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2006-07-27 12:54:54 · 31 answers · asked by 2 days after my B day :) 2 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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I think that he'd ask him to stop waging war in the Middle East. Jesus was a pacifist and I don't think that he'd like war....

2006-07-27 12:59:13 · answer #1 · answered by Princess 5 · 1 1

If the Fundies are right about Jesus, I'd imagine there would be a lot of questions about the gay male prostitute Bush used to have running around the White House.

2006-07-27 12:58:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Jesus would condemn Bush and also commend him just like He did with the churches in the book of Revelation. ( Just as Christ will do with all of us)

No one is perfect and Jesus knows that. We all can do better.

God Bless.

2006-07-27 13:02:16 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

Jesus would put him in a camp. A christian camp full of christian people to pray for a new president. Ofcourse he will be forgiven... but it will take months of prayer and holy work to make up for the damage.

2006-07-27 12:59:40 · answer #4 · answered by phishycoding 4 · 0 0

Jesus doesn't care about a piss ant like Goerge Bush!

2006-07-27 12:57:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

He would say keep making the liberals look foolish. They are so stupid they deserve to be humiliated for the rest of the duration of time.

I hear that some far left wing groups in California are now defending Hezzbollah and claiming Israel is the real terrorist!
can you say S-T-U-P-I-D L-I-B-E-R-A-l-S??????

2006-07-27 13:01:05 · answer #6 · answered by maddog 5 · 0 0

WELL DONE THOU GOOD AND FAITHFUL SERVENT. YOUR HEART WAS RIGHT,but you made several mistakes on your way to solutions for Iraq. If you are able to get oil to the American people from Iraq w/o hitches they may forgive and forget but it may take 10 years

2006-07-27 13:01:15 · answer #7 · answered by rapturefuture 7 · 0 0

He would say I love you because im Jesus and I love everybody, even Osama Bin Laden. And he would sit with Hitler, Einstein and freddy krueger and play poker.

2006-07-27 13:01:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You know what ticks me off? Jesus loves him and would forgive him. Maybe for the rest of us He would set him straight as well.

2006-07-27 12:56:00 · answer #9 · answered by EPnTX 4 · 0 0

He would slap the cr a p out of Bush.

2006-07-27 12:55:51 · answer #10 · answered by Thom Thumb 6 · 0 0

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