A blonde walks into a doctor's office and tells the doctor she's broken every
single bone in her body. "That's impossible!" says the doctor.
The blonde says, "No, it's really true. Look!" She then touches her leg with
her index finger and screams "Ouch!" Then she touches her arm and yells
"Eeeeoooow!" Finally she touches her ribs and can barely maintain her
composure as the tears start to roll down her face. She says, "See, I told
you I broke every bone in my body."
The doctor rubs his chin, then conducts a thorough examination. "Well, miss,"
he tells her, "I've got some good news and some bad news. The good news is,
you haven't broken every bone in your body. The bad news is, you've broken
your finger."
2006-07-27 12:51:51 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO!!!!! Oh my god that is hilarious!!!! You have to keep putting jokes on here! Thanks for the laugh and making me fall on the floor laughing!!! LMAO!!!!
2006-07-27 12:55:21 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ Jamie ♥ 3 · 12⤊ 3⤋
Funny funny
2006-07-27 21:14:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one is really old too, sorry hun check ya later â¥
2006-07-27 20:50:33 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one. It gave me a good laugh :)
2006-07-27 19:54:08 · answer #4 · answered by Eebles 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blonde jokes are so old come on you can do better than that!
2006-07-27 20:10:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before very cute.
2006-07-27 19:58:09 · answer #6 · answered by Katie Girl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha OMG, Jon your jokes are so funny. I love it, keep em' come in!
2006-07-27 21:35:44 · answer #7 · answered by candycane 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's cute.
2006-07-27 19:59:52 · answer #8 · answered by metrobluequeen1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-07-27 19:55:10 · answer #9 · answered by Kellisimo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GOOD ONE!! last sentence made me laugh!! =)
2006-07-27 19:55:57 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Shyperson♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-07-27 19:55:12 · answer #11 · answered by cnkbrum 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋