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i'm not anti, i am dyslexic myself, and it makes a good break to hear some good jokes once in while....

i.e. "Dyslexics of the world untie"

2006-07-27 12:36:49 · 15 answers · asked by truelylo 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

15 answers

Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
He sold his soul to Santa.

The dislexic who went to a toga party dressed as a goat.

one dislexic says to the other "can u smell
chemicals" the other replies "chemicals, i cant even smell my own freakin name"

Question: What do you call a dislexic Atheist?
Answer: Someone that does not believe in dog.

Question: What do you call an insomniac dislexic Atheist?
Answer: Someone that stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

2006-07-27 12:46:15 · answer #1 · answered by Guzzy 5 · 1 0

That would be:
Did you hear about the Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac? He stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

2006-07-27 12:40:34 · answer #2 · answered by postholedigger 2 · 0 0

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in Dog.

2006-07-27 12:38:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Being dyslexic means never having to say your syrro.

Dyslexics rule KO

2006-07-27 12:43:06 · answer #4 · answered by Treat Infamy 4 · 0 0

How cool you are!

I`ll keep a check on this one its cheered me up no end..

The dyslexic who went to a toga party dressed as a goat.

2006-07-27 15:51:15 · answer #5 · answered by Tink 5 · 0 0

What does D.N.A. stand for?

National Dyslexic Association.....

2006-07-27 12:59:59 · answer #6 · answered by jimmy-boy 3 · 0 0

lol i love that one lol my teacher told us that one lol ummm

What do you call a dyslexic atheist who is also an insomniac?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog! lol yeah heard that one before huh? lol that's all i got, check ya later ♥

2006-07-27 13:53:41 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0 0

A dyslexic walked into a bra...

2006-07-27 12:58:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Did you hear about the "Dyslexic" pimp who leased a warehouse?

2006-07-27 12:39:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Dog made the wool on the sixth day

2006-07-27 12:39:23 · answer #10 · answered by dopeysaurus 5 · 0 0

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