I think a clown Bible would be happy! Like Happy Pantz!
And there definitely needed to be more cheese in the Bible.
Would that mean people who are lactose intolerant couldn't read the Bible?
Nevermind, then. I'm sorry about the cheese.
2006-07-27 12:28:26 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I always thought the bible was for clowns. Yes.... in fact I'm certain it is strictly for clowns now that I think about it.
2006-07-27 12:33:37 · answer #1 · answered by pieter U3 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The bible is for clowns to. God loves clowns too. There is plenty of creamy milk in the word. Suck on that boob.
People who are lactose intolerant physically probably have a root problem of lactose intolerance spiritually.
2006-07-27 19:34:48 · answer #2 · answered by t_a_m_i_l 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Creative Clowning is considered to be the "Bible" for clowns. Happy Clowning!
2006-07-27 19:34:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well there is only one Bible but God loves everyone and he said it was for his people to read and abide by. So my advise to you is begin reading your Bible and you will see a stronger relationship building between you and God and that is the best relationship you will ever have.
2006-07-27 19:36:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thou shall not spritizer, thou shall wear big shoe to bed but only on wednesdays, Thou shall only honk red noses and thou shall not fit more the 10 clowns into a tiny car ( unless they are mexican )
2006-07-27 19:33:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
mmmmm....cheese.....mmmmmm.....cheese n the bible.....mmmmmm......clowns.................mmmmmmm................hahahahahahahehehehehehehehohohohohohohohuhuhuhuhuhu
2006-07-27 19:32:38 · answer #6 · answered by ~Saratini~ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋