say the funniest thing u can think off and who ever makes me laugh the most i will put u as the best answer
2006-07-27 12:15:55 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
life of a vagina...my hairs always a mess. My owner keeps giving me the finger. My best friends a d!ck. I live next door 2 a as$hole. Im 2 lippy. lol
2006-07-27 12:35:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
"the funniest thing u can think off and who ever makes me laugh the most i will put u as the best answer"
Keep laughing!
2006-07-27 12:18:26 · answer #2 · answered by no such user 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
During the Great Depression, there was a man who walked into a bar one day. He went up to the bartender and said, "Bartender, I'd like to buy the house a round of drinks."
The bartender said, "That's fine, but we're in the middle of the Depression, so I'll need to see some money first."
The guy pulled out a huge wad of bills and set them on the bar. The bartender can't believe what he's seeing. "Where did you get all that money?" asked the bartender.
"I'm a professional gambler," replied the man.
The bartender said, "There's no such thing! I mean, your odds are fifty-fifty at best, right?"
"Well, I only bet on sure things," said the guy.
"Like what?" asked the bartender.
"Well, for example, I'll bet you fifty dollars that I can bite my right eye," he said.
The bartender thought about it. "Okay," he said.
So, the guy pulled out his false right eye and bit it. "Aw, you screwed me," said the bartender, and paid the guy his $50.
"I'll give you another chance. I'll bet you another fifty dollars that I can bite my left eye," said the stranger.
The bartender thought again and said, "Well, I know you're not blind, I mean, I watched you walk in here. I'll take that bet." So, the guy pulled out his false teeth and bit his left eye.
"Aw, you screwed me again!" protested the bartender.
"That's how I win so much money, bartender. I'll just take a bottle of your best scotch in lieu of the fifty dollars," said the man.
With that, the guy went to the back room and spent the better part of the night playing cards with some of the locals. After many hours of drinking and card playing, he stumbled up to the bar. Drunk as a skunk, he said, "Bartender, I'll give you one last chance. I'll bet you five hundred dollars that I can stand on this bar on one foot and piss into that whiskey bottle on that shelf behind you without spilling a drop."
The bartender once again pondered the bet. The guy couldn't even stand up straight on two feet, much less one. "Okay, you're on," he said.
The guy climbed up on the bar, stood on one leg, and began pissing all over the place. He hit the bar, the bartender, himself, but not a drop made it into the whiskey bottle.
The bartender was ecstatic. Laughing, the bartender said, "Hey pal, you owe me five hundred dollars!"
The guy climbed down off the bar and said, "That's okay. I just bet each of the guys in the card room a thousand bucks each that I could piss all over you and the bar and still make you laugh!"
2006-07-27 12:19:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well a drunk was on a horsre and a kangaroo was infront of him and was going faster than him and on the right side of him was a sharp cutoffand on the left side of him was a zebra going just as fast as him and behind him was a lion going faster than the horse. How does he avoid the lion hitting him?
get off the merry goround dumbass
2006-07-27 12:20:33 · answer #4 · answered by Cody c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well ok if this is where you get your jollyz, im not very funny, but everything is relative so compared to the rest of the boring world - im hilarious - i also have very firm principles that i follow religiously - i'm not afraid of dying virgin because the world f ucks us all and don't drink water - fish f uck in it - stick to beer - why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? and i'm allergic to spandex.
2006-07-27 12:18:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I called a teacher mommy once when I was in grade 10
2006-07-27 12:18:16 · answer #6 · answered by superboredom 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the best 5 things in life are only 3, it's sleeping...
2006-07-27 12:20:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny would be Colin Farrell giving up his beautify model girlfriend for me....but I'd love it for two day .....that's enough tome to get bored with someone.
2006-07-27 12:19:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i ask a ? to yahoo and i dont understand way were making points from somebody else ?s whats the goal?
2006-07-27 12:25:21 · answer #9 · answered by theblueyoshi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had toliet paper sticking out of my undies!! and a hott guy tottally laughed at me for it!!
2006-07-27 12:20:26 · answer #10 · answered by Green-eyed-pilot 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋