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Jeezits - no that's not completely original. But my Jeezits are the cheesiest!

2006-07-27 12:08:51 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Maybe Jesus was just a man carved out of cheese...

2006-07-27 12:13:42 · update #1

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No, I might steal the chocolate ones though. That's right, run up to the priest (or deacon or whoever) and steal the whole dish of them! Yummy.

2006-07-27 12:12:29 · answer #1 · answered by Kats 5 · 0 0

Nah. I don't think going to church simply for the free lunch- is a particularly good idea. Next thing you know- a costumed Jesus will be handing out popcorn & sodas -with a promise of a free pass to Disneyworld if you agree to be Saved. Keep the focus on the symbolism- not the taste of the bread.

2006-07-27 12:18:19 · answer #2 · answered by Joseph, II 7 · 0 0

Cute. No because communion has nothing to do with the taste but the Power behind the communion.

2006-07-27 12:12:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I think the cheese in the bread would change the symbolism - I don't think Jesus would like us to use Jeezits.

http://www.mechanicsburgnewchurch.org

2006-07-27 12:12:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Funny. But I'd prefer they were made of graham crackers and dipped in chocolate. My husband wants ice cream.

2006-07-27 12:13:53 · answer #5 · answered by awnery 3 · 0 0

I would appreciate if you didn't mock my precious Lord like that. However, if you don't understand the significance of the Eucharist, I can help.

2006-07-27 12:12:33 · answer #6 · answered by Danny H 6 · 0 0

haha funny, but nahh...dont think people who already dont go to church will get up to get a little cheese wafer...

2006-07-27 12:12:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I think you need to remember what people really want... Tea and biscuits! Maybe some crumpets.

2006-07-27 12:12:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I do not go to a Catholic Church we use bread and grape juice,perhaps you might want to go to a Baptist Church,LOL

2006-07-27 12:12:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Would more cows be atheists if there were no communion?

2006-07-27 12:15:03 · answer #10 · answered by whynot_tigger 2 · 0 0

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