Lets see ? According to the last two questions...the christians ( my brothers and sisters ) said Im on drugs, need drugs, crazy, a pagan, insulted me, verbally assaulted me, mis read my questions...mis quoted...told me Im not a christian.......yep......could I have all your church addresses ? Ive been feeling to good about myself lately and I need to be abused some more...can I drop by for some personal abuse in person ?.I wanna be like you guys........when I grow up....lol
2006-07-27 12:04:56 · 19 answers · asked by ? 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
lol...ohhh.... " sweet little retarded girl " ? lol good one...gee...never heard that one before....hahahahahhaaaaaaaaaa
2006-07-27 12:13:59 · update #1
Well,I don't think you're retarded.You seem pretty quick to me.When I was religious,I was a church of one.I'm not the abusive type,but I could throw some mild insults your way if you really provoked me.Trying to find a way to provoke me enough might constitute as abuse,since I'm a bit numb from being exposed to too much idiocy in my life.You keep on taunting,and I'll keep laughing.Who knows,you might be the one to cure my chronic depression.
2006-07-27 13:04:51 · answer #1 · answered by kimberli 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You know the score--stop by my personal church of Christianity where I will be teaching a Sunday school class called "Squirting 101: How to Tap the G-Spot of an Atheist Chick, Shut her Mouth, and Have Her Cook you Breakfast the Next Morning." It's an advanced class, so you might require a few introductory classes first, like: "Secular Humanism: Why Haven't the Atheists Found a Way to Stop Tsunamis, Floods, Heart Disease and Cancer?"
2006-07-27 19:58:56 · answer #2 · answered by stereotypes_are_true 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am a practicing Christian. I have a deep, abiding and very personal faith.
Personally, I'm disgusted and saddened by the responses I read on here to many questions by so-called Christians.
Jesus told us that the two greatest commandments were to love the Lord your God with all your heart, all your soul, and all your mind. The second is as great as the first: to love your neighbor as yourself.
Aren't we all neighbors on this planet?
I'm sorry you got bashed by small minded people.
2006-07-27 19:10:29 · answer #3 · answered by postalmaria 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Matthew 5:11 "Blessed are you when others revile you and persecute you and utter all kinds of evil against you falsely on my account. 12 Rejoice and be glad, for your reward is great in heaven, for so they persecuted the prophets who were before you.
Luke 6:26 "Woe to you, when all people speak well of you, for so their fathers did to the false prophets. 27 "But I say to you who hear, Love your enemies, do good to those who hate you, 28 bless those who curse you, pray for those who abuse you.
James 1:2 Count it all joy, my brothers, when you meet trials of various kinds, 3 for you know that the testing of your faith produces steadfastness. 4 And let steadfastness have its full effect, that you may be perfect and complete, lacking in nothing.
2006-07-27 19:40:02 · answer #4 · answered by Martin S 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Since when did people start calling atheists Christian? Most of your questions are directed at the atheist.And from the questions you ask...you are NOT my brother or sister.
2006-07-27 19:12:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Christian Piranhas?
I think that's the scariest thing I've ever heard.
2006-07-27 22:27:34 · answer #6 · answered by wrathpuppet 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think u have the need to be insulted..... u just said you need to be abused....
Maybe you should go to a mental institution instead.
2006-07-27 19:16:58 · answer #7 · answered by Finy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you made no sense you said Jesus kissed you, i thought you were a mental patient that had found your way onto a computer some how......................in a good way.
I'm not christian anyway no church address from me sorry
2006-07-27 19:14:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They're wrong! I bet you're a really sweet little retarded girl!
How silly!
2006-07-27 19:10:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You must have posted an intelligent arguement - thats all they are left with - hurling insults....
BTW, you have one HOT stomach....man would I like to eat dinner off THAT!
2006-07-27 19:09:13 · answer #10 · answered by YDoncha_Blowme 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋