What would be the last thing to transcend your mind if your car was about to be broadsided by a freight train?

Question

For me it would be, "damn, I just replaced that sideview mirror".

Answer 1

If you've put yourself in a position to be broadsided by the train, then you're already brain dead and have no mind to transcend anything.

Trains don't come looking for you. You have to be foolish enough to put yourself in their way.

Answer 2

I don't run crossings. And, I especially don't run double crossings!

And, I slow for all crossings! YES, even IF there are signals and gates, which have been known to malfunction, and/or been bypassed (OOPS!) by RR maintenance personnel!!!

But, in answer, just, if I were a passenger in a bus, that was about to be hit, cuz the driver is trying to get fired, would be:
An apple sat on a railroad track,
his face was red and cross,
train came whistling down the tracks,
Toot! Toot! Apple sauce! (Boys Life Magazine, ca 1960)

A peanut sat on a railroad track,
his heart was all a flutter!
Train came rolling 'round the bend,
Toot! Toot! Peanut Butter! (Boys Life Magazine, ca 1960)

Answer 3

The Caboose.

Yours Grumpy

Answer 4

Depends on whether or not I'm in it. If it croaked and I jumped out, I'd be estatic cause the piece of sh*t was finally gone...no more headaches. If I was in it...probably just "Oh sh*t!"

Answer 5

hope you sitting on the side the train going to hit first

Answer 6

Hit reverse?

Answer 7

the train

Answer 8

"It looks like I'll be a bit late for the dentist!"

Answer 9

god, i knew those lights were flashing for a reason.

Answer 10

sh******************t