Would you let Jesus bang you if he said it would get you into heaven? I would.
2006-07-27 11:38:08 · 26 answers · asked by Cornfunkel'sGhost'sGhost 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You morons believe that you have some sort of mutual love with an invisible being that lives in the sky and you're telling ME to grow up?
2006-07-27 11:45:30 · update #1
ARGHHH!!!! Shut up everyone!!!!! What if I told you that I have proof that heaven is really the circus!!!
2006-07-28 01:48:47 · answer #1 · answered by Melissa C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No cause i'm already getting into heaven, and if Jesus said I had to do that to get into heaven, then I don't think he'd really be Jesus.
2006-07-27 18:42:37 · answer #2 · answered by Carrie P 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First of all, your avatar is disgusting much like your ridiculous question. You need to print your question and save it. This way in a few years when you grow up and reread it, you'll realize what a foolish, moronic, idiotic child you are.
2006-07-27 20:47:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a pretty safe question because Jesus would never ask you to do that. It is easy to say you would do that. Are you willing to do what it really takes to get into heaven?
2006-07-27 18:43:44 · answer #4 · answered by bk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eew, for one thing, your questions are not funny anymore. For another thing, it would take an idiot to ask such a stupid question.
You can yourself an atheist, and yet you acknowledge that Jesus does, indeed, exist by asking this question about Him. So, how does your beliefs work again??
2006-07-27 23:52:53 · answer #5 · answered by skooter 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just as a rock when thrown in a still lake ripples threw out the rest of the lake so to will your question...you reap what you sow...God seeks the heart...out of the heart will the mouth speak...
There was this man who was in a storm and the whole city was going to flood......So the city reported a evacuation to all the people..but the man said...no I believe in God he will save me.......so the flood came......and came....and now the water was to his chin so he went to the top of his house...and a boat came by and said get in your going to drown...and the man said...no God will save me...so the boat left....then the water got higher...and higher.....to his neck and helicopter came by dropped a latter and said climb...and the man said..nooo God will save me...Well the man drowned...and now he was walking in heaven and was mad...God said to him whats wrong..the man said I thought you would save me and you didn't...God said what do you mean I sent a evacuation notice...a boat...and a helicopter but you still did'nt want to listen...point of the story you need to repent and turn from your sin...God calls the shots.....150,000 people die a day...have you given your heart to Christ..what if this is your last..minute...hour...day...????
2006-07-27 18:55:17 · answer #6 · answered by MARCO O 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeahhhhh...Thats a pretty offensive question. Some people will not be happy with that. I know its abit of fun, but respect other people [: party pooperr meee haha.
2006-07-27 18:45:15 · answer #7 · answered by [: 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lots of people have sex with Jesus. Juan, Pablo, and Jose also get to "hit that" from time to time.
2006-07-28 19:09:07 · answer #8 · answered by Long Doggy Roy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why would you even ask a question like that? and you STILL need to GROW UP. I'll pray for you though...I really will.
2006-07-27 21:35:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I so TOTALLY would. I'd need proof he was actually Jesus, and that he wasn't lying all those times. If he's the real deal, though, I'd totally have gay buttsex with him if he wanted.
2006-07-27 18:41:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋