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Be sure and check this link before you answer;
http://christianexodus.org/
because if you don't you'll just look stupid.
Now, how many of you are going to buy homes there and live in, what they describe as a place where "constitutionally limited government founded upon Christian principle."
Because if it will help any of you get there, I'd be VERY happy to donate to the cause. ANYTHING to get you slack-jawed, bible-thumping, sister-boinking idiots off the streets and into a state where you can slaughter each other by candlelight to your hearts content.
Man I'd love to see the carnage after a few short years. Prayer groups for sick people instead of hospitals, prayer groups when the power goes off.
Heck, I'm betting there would be cannibalism after a little while too.
But by all means, go! The Exodus is waiting for you! LOL!

2006-07-27 11:21:56 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

You gave me the idea for this question Johnny, too bad so many people did'nt read your link. That's why I wrote what I did.

2006-07-27 11:24:58 · update #1

17 answers

This is hilarious! Thanks for posting it! These people want to go back to the backwards southern 1950's days...good for them at least the normal people like us wont have to worry about these religious babies raising hell when something like say freedom os speech or free rights gets in their way. I will stay out here in civilization with my dear liquor, gambling and gay friends.
BTW, what's the deal with Eye Candy? What is she going to report you for, you didn't say anything wrong! People have problems!

2006-07-27 11:29:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 2

Laugh while you can, but the US will eventually be destroyed. Peace is now being taken from the world and you will soon be eating your own words as you make funof Christians and Christ..

2Pe 3:7 But the heavens and the earth, which are now, by the same word are kept in store, reserved unto fire against the day of judgment and perdition of ungodly men.

2006-07-27 11:36:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Oh,my.Well,if that's what they want to do,they should.I don't know why it should bother anyone.As long as Christians don't bother me,I don't care what they do.They are still the majority.Most of them mean well.That group only has 95 members so far.Not too threatening,I think.I doubt that it goes very far.They have an interesting take on things.I'm glad I'm not over-zealous on either end of the scale.

2006-07-27 11:33:05 · answer #3 · answered by kimberli 4 · 0 0

I am not a Christian in the strict sense of the word. However, dude, I think you are using the wrong word. Are you looking for Rapture? How alien abduction? The Exodus happened long ago. I think they made the movie sometimes in the early 70s.

2006-07-27 11:29:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Satan has his children - Psalm 58:3, John 8:37-47, 1 John.3:8-10, 12, 1 Matthew 13:38, Revelation 2:9 below.


Ps.58:3 The wicked are estranged from the womb: they go astray as soon as they be born, speaking lies.

1 Jn.3:8He that committeth sin is of the devil; for the devil sinneth from the beginning. For this purpose the Son of God was manifested, that he might destroy the works of the devil.

1 Jn.3:9 Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his (God’s) seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.

1 Jn.3:10 In this the children of God are manifest, and the children of the devil: whosoever doeth not righteousness is not of God, neither he that loveth not his brother.

1 Jn.3:12 Not as Cain, [who] was of that wicked one (Jn.8:44 above), and slew his brother. And wherefore slew he him? Because his own works were evil, and his brother's righteous.

Matt.13:38The field is the world; the good seed are the CHILDREN of the kingdom; but the tares are the CHILDREN of the wicked one (1 Jn.3:12, Jn.8:44 above);

Re.2:9I know the blasphemy of them which say they are Jews, and are not, but are the synagogue of Satan (Jn.8:37-47).



Pat (ndbpsa ©)

2006-07-27 13:21:12 · answer #5 · answered by BibleProphecyOnTheWeb 5 · 0 0

That's funny! And a little creepy. Can you say Cult?

Edited: Look at the link Jack P and you'll see why he used the term exodus

2006-07-27 11:32:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No I wouldn't wana live there because even most christians don't have the full truth, too many rules and regulations that they will impose on you.



I am a Christian but dislikes the stipulations of religion

2006-07-27 11:27:45 · answer #7 · answered by AlwaysLaughing 3 · 0 0

While I believe their motives are OK, I disagree with their methods. Running away and hiding will not change anything. So I'm staying. Sorry to burst your bubble. I pray that you will one day see the error of your ways and have your heart turned to the love and peace that transcends all understanding that is Christ.

2006-07-27 11:27:18 · answer #8 · answered by byhisgrace70295 5 · 0 0

no that doesnt look enticing to me as a christian... their reasons are too politically motivated .. if it was to seperate out from the sin in the world to form a community for moral uprightness or somthing it might interest me ... but what they are implying almost is dissent from the union lol... im sure it would get ugly ... especially if they armed themselves ... ever heard of operation garden plot?

2006-07-27 11:40:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Since Christ Jesus has called us to be salt and light, it would not be obedient to join this exodus. The Christians in ancient Rome had it a lot tougher than we do, and they stuck it out.

At least they do not feed us to the lions.

2006-07-27 11:27:39 · answer #10 · answered by Dennis R 3 · 0 0

Hello Yoda Green.. :)

Thank-you so very much for that site..I did join..but cannot move as of now..

For the Lord hath called me to be a missionary unto India..were I can can help feed the hungry, clothe those that are in need..to let others know that we Love them, no matter what their beliefs are..and we are here for them..Well Glory..Alleluia..Amen!!

Thank-you again..Yoda Green.. :)

I will share this site with others.. :)

In Jesus Most Precious Name..
With Love..In Christ.. :)

2006-07-28 03:20:07 · answer #11 · answered by EyeLovesJesus 6 · 0 0

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