Chuck Norris understands the words coming out of Jackie Chan's mouth.
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in the Da Vinci code because he is the real father of Mary Magdalene's daughter.
If Tony Hawk can do a 360 with a skateboard. Chuck Norris can do a 760 using an 18 wheeler truck.
Chuck Norris was really the first person to know that Lance Bass of N'sync is gay.
Armageddon is defined as Chuck Norris is sleeping.
Chuck Norris was the first one to solve the Rubik's cube.
Chuck Norris first roundhouse kick was aimed at a building. Even now, that building is still known as the Leaning tower of Pisa. He was 2 years old back then.
Chuck Norris knows what you did last summer.
Chuck Norris knows where your car is dude.
Chuck Norris doesn't forgive and forget, he forgives and forgets after a roundhouse kick in your face.
The term love is blind are women who haven't slept with Chuck Norris.
To err is human... Not to err is Chuck Norris.
2006-07-27 11:06:27 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Not enough beard and death references.
2006-07-27 11:17:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I like "Chuck Norris understands the words coming out of Jackie Chan's mouth", "Chuck Norris first roundhouse kick was aimed at a building. Even now, that building is still known as the Leaning tower of Pisa. He was 2 years old back then", and "Chuck Norris doesn't forgive and forget, he forgives and forgets after a roundhouse kick in your face", but I don't understand the rest.
2006-07-27 11:14:36 · answer #2 · answered by Mimi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris counted to infinity...twice
2006-07-27 11:11:32 · answer #3 · answered by timmrobinson2789 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Originally, God wanted ten days to make the universe. Chuck Norris said he could do it in one. They eventually compromised on seven.
I can't get enough of those facts.
2006-07-27 11:10:41 · answer #4 · answered by FiatJusticia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get the net's Chuck Norris fascination. Try attaching yourself to someone who's actually funny....like Billy Joel.
2006-07-27 11:20:09 · answer #5 · answered by jaike 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands..... now they're just the Islands...
2006-07-27 11:09:44 · answer #6 · answered by Mimblewimble 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't understand. What has all this to do with Chuck Norris?
2006-07-27 11:10:32 · answer #7 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well um , um let me see, here is a suggestion try again later.....
maybe using someone else it would be funnier i don't know but don't give up because there are 25,000 comedians out of work and you can become one. You have potential.
2006-07-27 11:12:02 · answer #8 · answered by sisinlovewithyou 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
quite good but there are alot more funny ones out there
2006-07-27 11:50:00 · answer #9 · answered by RACHEL 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they're ok but you should add more flavor. they need to be a bit more interesting. Try a hook.
2006-07-27 11:09:39 · answer #10 · answered by redgrlray 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋