Two Scots, Archie and Jock, are sitting in the pub discussing Jock's
forthcoming wedding.
"Ach, it's all going grand," says Jock. "I've got everything organised
already: the flowers, the church, the cars, the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag night... Archie nods approvingly.
"Havens, I've even bought a kilt to be married in!" continues Jock.
"A kilt?" exclaims Archie, "That's braw, you'll look pure smart in that!
"And what's the tartan?" Archie then enquires.
"Och," says Jock, "I'd imagine she'll be in white..."
2006-07-27 11:04:56 · 13 answers · asked by sharon19833 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
excellent and don't worry the scots have made it a national pastime of offending the English!
2006-07-27 11:09:03 · answer #1 · answered by Raymo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY
when I was 10 yrs old I asked my Grampa for $15 for a guinea pig
he gave me $30 and told me to go get a nice Irish gal
2006-07-27 11:07:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heh! What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish man?
One says "Hey, you get off of my cloud," and the other says "Hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe!"
2006-07-27 11:20:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two men walk into a bar, which is ridiculous because the second man could have ducked.
2006-07-27 11:08:44 · answer #4 · answered by Sunburn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
min that's braw ye ken am pissin ma breeks laffing
2006-07-27 11:32:44 · answer #5 · answered by wanlangphart 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it >.<
But then again I'm always slow on these types of jokes ^^;
2006-07-27 11:06:12 · answer #6 · answered by Mimblewimble 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very cute. Slainte and may god bless and keep you.
2006-07-27 11:06:50 · answer #7 · answered by blowry007 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha!!!! Hey!!! I'm Scottish!!
2006-07-27 11:30:10 · answer #8 · answered by itty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey i'm scottish and i get it.. ! not bad.
2006-07-27 11:07:44 · answer #9 · answered by ♥cozicat♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
don' get it T.T
2006-07-27 11:15:33 · answer #10 · answered by Zaq 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋