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This is something my grandfather used to say, but my mother can't remember the last part... it would make her happy to know (and in this case,the answer wasn´t "as he picked up his hammer and saw", in case you were wondering) - Thank you for your help!!!

2006-07-27 11:03:05 · 6 answers · asked by Lee 1 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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Wellerisms Involving Mention of a Wooden Leg
I see, said the blind man with a shake of his wooden leg, that the price of lumber has gone up.
I see, said the blind man as he peeped through the hole in grandpa's wooden leg (H.42).
I see, said the blind man as he spit through the knothole in his wooden leg (H. 45).
In one California version the speaker is identified in a special way for an obvious reason: "'Sí, sí,' said the blind Mexican."

http://www.deproverbio.com/DPjournal/DP,2,1,96/WELLERISMS.html

Blind Man...by Kristen Irene Ferguson

"I see." said the blind man
As he stuck his wooden leg out the window
To see if it was raining.
"I can see everything." said the Blind man
"For with God I see."
The blind receive their sight, and the lame walk, the lepers are cleansed, and the deaf hear, the dead are raised up, and the poor have the gospel preached to them. Matthew 11:5

2006-07-27 11:22:53 · answer #1 · answered by langven.com 6 · 0 0

Picked up a hammer and Saw

That is the only one I have ever heard...

2006-07-27 11:07:09 · answer #2 · answered by jake_deyo 4 · 0 0

"I see", said the blind man to his deaf daughter; is an expression older people used to say to each other.

2006-07-29 18:06:58 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0 0

I see said the Blind man as he pissed into the wind.
It's all coming back to me now.

2006-07-31 09:29:55 · answer #4 · answered by rememberme0247 4 · 0 0

ha ha ha

2006-07-27 11:14:46 · answer #5 · answered by cave dude 3 · 0 0

spoke to the deaf man...

2006-07-27 11:07:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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