I saw this one today, "The 10 Commandments are NOT Multiple Choice".
2006-07-27 10:52:13 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You can't fall if you are on your knees.
Forbidden fruit creates many jams.
Don't make me come down there.
That love thy neighbor stuff, I meant it.
2006-07-27 11:00:37 · answer #1 · answered by candace 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I quote:
"Pastor John told me to go outside and change the stupid sign, so I did"
2006-07-27 11:04:35 · answer #2 · answered by jake_deyo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ch ch. What's missing? U R
2006-07-27 10:57:58 · answer #3 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"The most powerful position is on your knees."
Less funny, but I really liked it:
"If you have trouble sleeping, try counting your blessings."
2006-07-28 12:34:19 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I read that one too.
I also read "What's missing from ch_ _ch?"
2006-07-27 10:57:07 · answer #5 · answered by Mimi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋