Have you read your public toilet scrawls?

Question

And thought,"Damn that is funny!" Okay, you just found a pen on the floor next to you and it's your turn to add to the mounting diary above the toilet dispenser... what would you have to say?

The scrawls are there no matter what public bathroom it is. I'm just asking people if they've read any and what makes them laugh. The pen is in your hand!!

Answer 1

Bathroom graffiti is the ultimate source of all wisdom

Answer 2

On one side of stall you draw an Elephant with NO trunk, you have to draw it near a hole though and on the other side insert here.

Or, when I was in Iraq all of the Porto Potties had writing and one of them said I'm with stupid and the arrow went all the way around it to point back at the person. I thought it was funny but hey!! I'm easy to amuse...your turn now, what would you say?

Answer 3

I remember at school over 40 years ago. In the toilets on the wall in front of the urinal someone had written 'Follow this line'. On the wall he had drawn a line that went at 45 degrees up to the ceiling. There he had written 'You are now pissing on your left shoe!"

Answer 4

I wouldn't because 1) unless it is an absolute emergency I don't use public restrooms and 2) what adults write on the wall in a restroom?

Answer 5

yes i have

and here's a couple things i have said

1. I am captin vegetable CRUNCH!CRUNCH!CRUNCH!

2. E+D

3. More bored than a deaf in musical chairs

4. More bored than a jew at christmas

5. You know your county sucks when the 3 most powerful people in it are named Dick Bush and Colon

Answer 6

I don't know what I'd write, but once I found "If you sprinkle while you tinkle, be a sweety wipe the seaty" and cracked up. When I came out a few people looked at me funny, but it was hilarious.

Answer 7

I would just list a couple of my ex-girlfriends phone numbers on the wall. Call me for a good time at 555-5555, well something like that.

I got a question for you.... Do ppl actually call these numbers? lol.

Answer 8

The best one that I ever saw was at work. It was by a urinal and said:

"Why are you looking up here when the real joke is in your hands?"

Answer 9

I try not to read that stuff and I would never deface someone else's property. Sounds like you need a hobby.

Answer 10

Confucius say,

He who writes on bathroom walls
Rolls his turds in little balls
He who reads these words of wit
Will eat these tiny balls of $#^t"

Answer 11

Just Squeeze!