Two male buddies were walking through the woods when out of no where, a poisonous snake came and bit one of the men in the penis! The man collapsed to the ground while his friend ran to town to get help. The man arrived at a doctor's office and said help, help, my friend was bit by a snake in the penis. The doctor remarked that he couldn't get all his tools to the woods in time to save the friend, so he told him that he would have to suck the venom out of his friend! There has got to be another way said the man and the doctor sighed no I am sorry! The man ran back to the woods and found his poor friends lying on the floor in allot of pain! The man on the floor cried, what did the doctor say? The friend said, he said you're going to die.
2006-07-27 10:17:58 · 24 answers · asked by christine 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
sorry , it's new to me..
2006-07-27 10:25:30 · update #1
LOL ! I like that one ! Its really funny !
2006-07-27 13:04:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Hey people - it might b an old joke - still funny and hilarious if u havent heard it b4. Thx 4 including it here - enjoyed it a lot lol
2006-07-27 17:43:08 · answer #2 · answered by hobo915gal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's still funny even though its an old joke. Its wayyy better than the last joke i heard.
2006-07-27 17:28:41 · answer #3 · answered by BabyGirl142 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Similar to an existing joke
2006-07-27 17:25:54 · answer #4 · answered by DichloroDiphenyl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old but goodie. I laughed again.
I guess he wasn't that kinda friend.
What would've been funnier is how the friend could explain himself sucking on his friend's ####.
2006-07-27 17:30:19 · answer #5 · answered by Kamikazeâ?ºKid 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha. I forgot about that joke. Even though I heard it before, it's still entertaining.
2006-07-27 17:30:38 · answer #6 · answered by Mimi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Would have said the same thing.
Good joke.
2006-07-27 17:27:10 · answer #7 · answered by cryp 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one.
2006-07-27 17:38:59 · answer #8 · answered by socasoccer@sbcglobal.net 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old school but worth a grin
2006-07-27 17:22:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!! That is hilarious even though I have heard it before, but it is always hilarious!!! Thank for another laugh!!!! LMAO!!!!!
2006-07-27 19:22:18 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ Jamie ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would help my friend and suck his d!ck once to save his life but if he told anyone then i would kill him
2006-07-27 17:33:12 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋