If you had a personal assistant while you were pregnant...?

Question

what would you have them do?

Here's my ideas...

1) RUB MY BACK and FEET every time I ask for at least 10 minutes at a time
2) Walk behind me and pick up the stuff I drop on the floor
3) Do all my household chores (of course)
4) Tell me how beautiful my stretchmarks are
5) Walk next to me everywhere I go and come up with snappy comebacks when the "pregnancy police" give me unsolicited advice.

Any more?

Answer 1

LOL!!! You are hilarious! Let's see...

1. Carry a Tide to go stick to clean all the food stains I produce on my belly
2. Cook me fabulous diabetes-friendly food (dessert included of course)
3. Do my makeup and style my hair...since I can't manage to lately
4. Paint my toenails...not that I can see them anyway!
5. Play the "squish game" with my 3 year old cause Daddy is getting tired of it and I would ACTUALLY squish him if I tried
6. Last but not least: Draw me a bubble bath every night with a heated towel and mint

I'm sure I could probably think of more...

Answer 2

They'd also have my breakfast in bed ready for me the minute i open my eyes in the morning, have all my food cravings handy before i even need to voice my desire for them. carry me to the bathroom and hold my hand everytime i have to throw up with morning sickness, tell me how strong and brave and beautiful i am, walk around with extra cushions and pillows for me. go shopping for me in the maternity stores and pick out the best , sexiest outfist for me, and pay for them with their own salary! lol

what a funny but good question!

Answer 3

hi. i'm a caregiver and that i worked with those with actual handicaps each and all the time whilst i exchange into pregnant! I keep in mind being 18 weeks and having to %. an previous guy up off the floor with the aid of myself!! i exchange into in very sturdy shape when I have been given pregnant, although, despite if it nevertheless apprehensive me. I had to assist 5 people into mattress each evening. when I have been given somewhat further alongside, my fiance could come help me, and that exchange into very fortunate!! as a techniques with the aid of fact the obese individual who likes to shop, you need to indicate perchance they get somewhat exercising and push themselves around the shop as much as they are in a position to! additionally see in the event that they have electric powered wheelchairs on the shop. keep in mind whilst lifting to maintain the nicely suited posture! shop them close to to you and bring up/pass with the finished physique, no longer purely your lower back and abdomen. And in the event that they are in a position to, see in the event that they are in a position to apply a walker to stand up. I did this whilst i exchange into working. yet....whilst i exchange into approximately 5 months alongside, I have been given laid off (lame!!) yet then I have been given yet another interest (they could no longer tell i exchange into pregnant hehe) yet when I did tell them, they have been comfortable with it with the aid of fact they already employed me besides and that they placed me on lighter duty. I worked with clientele that I not often had to enhance, and that they've been little previous women folk, no longer obese people or heavy previous adult adult males anymore. And maximum my responsibilities could be to prepare dinner, sparkling and transport. So perchance ask your interest in the event that they have any clientele that are much less complicated on you. in spite of everything, you would be a criminal duty if some thing is going incorrect with the aid of fact of your artwork load! sturdy success! i'm hoping I helped somewhat!

Answer 4

now those are funny.
take care of any craving you may have?????
keep the people away from trying to feel your baby

Answer 5

6. keep the husband in line...ya right

Answer 6

Thank goodness I don't work for you

Answer 7

What?

Answer 8

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