Dear Tide,
I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best.
Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck.
Well, one thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse! I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative.
Then my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband.
What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having a great product.
Well, gotta go -- I have to write to the Hefty Bag people.
Your friend,
Monica
2006-07-27 10:00:41 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Cool!
2006-07-27 10:10:59 · answer #1 · answered by 7FAM 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 pts
2006-07-27 17:04:26 · answer #2 · answered by greenprincess 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YAAWN!! If only i had a nickel for every person who attributed their getting away with murder to Tide....
2006-07-27 17:05:41 · answer #3 · answered by DichloroDiphenyl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The TIDE PEN works just as good!
2006-07-27 17:05:11 · answer #4 · answered by ldybug703 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny and well thought out
thanx for the two
2006-07-27 17:06:02 · answer #5 · answered by BigPapaP 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Somebody told me there'd be days like these!
2006-07-27 17:41:52 · answer #6 · answered by Helzabet 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great!
2006-07-27 17:02:34 · answer #7 · answered by embigguns 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-07-27 17:34:18 · answer #8 · answered by BabyGirl142 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 2 know abt de product but it was very...........handy in ur husbands case, i 'll try it on my man.
2006-07-27 17:05:30 · answer #9 · answered by nglchristina 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's awesome!
2006-07-27 17:05:02 · answer #10 · answered by Antisocial 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋