2006-07-27 09:53:42 · 14 answers · asked by JOHN L 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Head & Shoulders
A blonde and brunette are in an elevator.
On the 3rd floor, a manager gets on who's perfect: 3 piece suit great build and nice butt. The bad part is they both notice he has dandruff.
The man got off on the 5th floor. Once the doors closed, the brunette turned to the blonde and said, "Someone should give him Head and Shoulders".
To which the blonde replied, "How do you give Shoulders?"
2006-07-27 10:17:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks theloan officer for a loan.
She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks andneeds to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind ofsecurity for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys toa new Mercedes Benz SL 500. The car is parked on the streetin front of the bank. She has the title, and everythingchecks out. The bank agrees to accept the car collateral for the loan.The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laughat the blonde for using a $110,000 Benz as collateralagainst a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz intothe bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns. She repays the $5,000and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have hadyour business, and this transaction has worked out verynicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, wechecked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire.What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" The blonde replies, "Where else in New York City can I parkmy car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to bethere when I return?"
2006-07-27 17:02:21 · answer #2 · answered by â?¥á?¦à®?á?¬ DAX á?¦à®?á?¬â?¥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else
As long as there are tests, there will be prayers in public schools
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
I are proud to be a college student
2006-07-27 18:42:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Monty Python World war one joke that was so funny it had to be read one word at a time in german by non german speaking Tommys who wore ear protection just in case.
OH laugh...I just died
2006-07-27 16:57:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did an Irishman fell of the tree picking dead leaves and broke his leg?
2006-07-28 04:52:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
look @ this from a female point of view:
Q: why did the blonde jump off the building?
A: coz she wanted 2 see if her maxi-pad really had wings!!
if u don't understand ask your sister!
2006-07-27 19:03:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two cows in a field one goes moo the other says I knew you were going to say that.
2006-07-27 16:59:11 · answer #7 · answered by Jason 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why is the industrial growth in kerela so low?
bcoz half of their time goes in lifting, folding n tying their lungi!
why is 6 scared of 7
bcoz 7 8 9....
why is b alwayz cold??
bcoz he is between the AC.......
2006-07-27 16:56:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You mamma is so ugly that when she went outside. People yelled, "Aww, damn is it Halloween already?"
2006-07-27 16:58:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
So I'm fingering this girl.......and she's like "ouch, ouch, ouch"
"Your ring is hurting me!!!"
So I say......"That's my watch"
2006-07-27 17:50:18 · answer #10 · answered by Mastermind 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋