MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two hunks of bread.
JACK AND JILL Went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot the pill
And now they have a son.
SIMPLE SIMON met a Pie man going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pie man,
"What have you got there?"
Said the Pie man unto Simon,
"Pies, you dumb #$%!"
HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings' horses,
And all the kings' men.
Had scrambled eggs,
For breakfast again.
HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle,
All over the bedside clock.
The little dog laughed to see such fun.
Then died of electric shock.
There was a little girl who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead.
When she was good, she was very, very good.
But when she was bad...
She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo, and a sports car.
2006-07-27 09:52:35 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol lol lol. very funny
2006-07-27 09:59:27 · answer #1 · answered by me me 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i heard the jack and jill one before, it was a little longer though:
jack and jill down the hill to smoke some marijuana
jack got high,
unzipped his fly,
and asked, "do ya wanna?"
silly jill forgot the pill
and now they have a son
"row row row your boat"
roll, roll, roll a joint,
twist it at the ends,
light it up,
and take a puff,
and pass it to your friend!
"ba ba black sheep"
pot, pot, pot dealer,
have you any crack?
yes sir, yes sir, three bags full.
one for the addict,
one for the bum,
and one for the prostitute that lives down the lane
i've also heard "prostitute" replaced with "democrat" before and "bum" replaced with "wh*re"
2006-07-27 14:49:19 · answer #2 · answered by Jennifer H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
enable me edit the jack and jill one Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana Jack have been given severe unzipped his fly and stated "Jill do ya wanna" Jill stated particular we could have some relaxing yet stupid Jill forgot her tablet and now they have a son :)
2016-12-14 15:02:55 · answer #3 · answered by raina 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hickory dickory dock the whore sucks on your c0ck,the c0ck shoots come,the whore is done,hickory dickory dock.
2006-07-27 09:56:09 · answer #4 · answered by KingMarc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good!!
2006-07-27 10:01:31 · answer #5 · answered by 7FAM 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmm.. nice
2006-07-27 09:59:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny!!!!!! still lol
2006-07-27 10:10:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋