Recently a freind insulted me bad. This friend is really not a friend but my best friend's brother's friend. Plus this guy's a total geek and nerd. A bunch of us were sitting playing video games and someone asked him what his old favorite games was. The kid rattled some lame game off, then he adds: "But my favorite 50 cent ride is Mark's mom!(My mom)" That was the only insult he's ever said and it was to me! So I need a good comeback to get him back good. Please help me out I'm drawing a blank!
2006-07-27 09:52:07 · 7 answers · asked by Mark J 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Your momma is sooo fat my ears popped when I climbed off her.
2006-07-27 10:58:33 · answer #1 · answered by Mastermind 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oy. You're really going to try to come back to that this much later? I'm reminded of an episode of Seinfeld and a shortage of shrimp.
But if you want one, maybe something along the lines of, "That's funny. After I got off your mom, she gave me 50 cents back."
2006-07-27 09:58:59 · answer #2 · answered by Phil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
•close up, you'll never be the guy your mom is •your genealogy could be a cactus, on account which you're all pricks •you basically annoy me once you're respiration •What's that for the period of your chin? No no, the 0.33 chin •You're so grotesque you scared the crap out of the bathroom •Your ego is so massive you may step into your shirts •You didn't fall from the stupid tree, to procure drugs from dumbass woodland
2016-11-03 03:28:37 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just say wow I got your mom for a nickel
2006-07-27 09:56:49 · answer #4 · answered by javajunkie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
simply reply - come back when the loan is accepted then pauper :)
hope i understood your question
2006-07-27 09:57:20 · answer #5 · answered by shinja_spam 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pulleze!!! mom jokes are so 5th grade!!!
2006-07-27 09:55:43 · answer #6 · answered by jyd9999 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your mommas so fat she could press licence plates...
2006-07-27 10:07:33 · answer #7 · answered by flashmp1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋