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If you can, then the afterlife will suck, and the world will end. Don't let that stop you.

2006-07-27 09:36:24 · 43 answers · asked by God 2 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Don't ask for proof. Thou shall not tempt thy lord. I am in heaven, and communicate through divine methods to hook up with the internet.

2006-07-27 09:41:11 · update #1

maltese. Don't be mad at me. Being a lesbian is a choice.

2006-07-27 09:42:23 · update #2

My name is beyond human comprehension. I am omnipotent, and use the internet as so many are on it.

2006-07-27 09:43:27 · update #3

My best answers are 9% because I give free will, and humans do not take my advice. Hell for them.

2006-07-27 09:45:30 · update #4

I don't need proof, but want to see if my humans recognize me.

2006-07-27 09:46:28 · update #5

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Oh...my...you ARE! you ARE God! I believe! I believe! Let me write the book, okay. You know: Bible - the Sequel. We are DEFINITELY adding a car chase to this one.

- suddenly converted atheist

2006-07-27 09:49:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4 3

Did your mother become inpregnanted by God the Father? Did you grow up amazing the priests in the temple at 12? Did you heal the sick? Did you ever once raise the dead? Did have 12 people that you befriended and tought them about the Holy Word? Did you ever let the pharisees ridicule you? Did you ever let the roman soldiers beat and scourge your already raw and fleshy back? Have you ever been nailed to a cross and have all the sins in the world thrown upon your back? Did you give your only son so that people like you could blasphene his precious and HOLY NAME?!?!??!?! I think not. But Jesus Christ the REAL GOD did all of that for you!!!!!!! accept Him today!

2006-07-27 09:48:19 · answer #2 · answered by hannah 1 · 0 0

You are not God, because God would not have to come on an questiona nd answer screen to ask people if he were God. God is a spirit and as a Christian you have to have the faith and the belief in Christ Jesus to know that you will one day see God in that eternal paradise of Heaven. No, I can justly tell you that you are not God.
Have you created a tree, sky, animal, ocean, or any of the other Great things that our God created? I kind of doubt it. You need to give your heart and soul to the Lord and let him show you that he is God and that he will take care of you for all the days of your life that he will allow you to live here on earth.

2006-07-27 09:42:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Lets see if this works out...

By definition, God can be/do anything. That includes posing as a person in Y!Answers. That includes posing as me. Therefore, I have as much claim to godhood as anyone.

I will assume here that beings will strive to fulfill their potential, whatever that may be, on the further assumption that without a drive to fulfill our potentials/needs we would die. Given that we (by that I mean 'I') have the potential to be God, we are (I am) to a certain extent godly.

Now, since you mentioned God in the singular, I'll assume a monotheist universe. God is the only being capable of godhood; thus, any being with the property of godliness must be God. As I have no proof of anybody else's existence, I must be God. As there is only one God, I must be the only God. Therefore, because I am God, you cannot be God.

If, however, there are other people out there besides myself, my argument would make each one of them God too within the scope of their worldviews.

2006-07-27 09:48:25 · answer #4 · answered by Fenris 4 · 0 0

What is God's name? If you don't know it, then you aren't God. Oh and God doesn't use the internet.

No, that is not true. God has a name, and he wants everyone to know it. If you are God, then what does Ps. 83:18 say?
You are not God because you don't even know His name. This is dumb, I'm done here.

By the way, if you were God you would know that there is no place of fiery torment called "Hell." You would know that it is just the common grave of mankind.

2006-07-27 09:39:44 · answer #5 · answered by 1big teddy graham 4 · 0 0

God speaketh English in the King James Version, thou doeth not, thus I sayeth thou art but a fool.

2006-07-27 09:43:57 · answer #6 · answered by Mr.Wise 6 · 0 0

Yes, you did not create humanity , animals, or the world, and god doesn't return untill the his people are with him and after a million years he will be back for the last war against the devil and his people.

2006-07-27 09:40:02 · answer #7 · answered by marina 1 · 0 0

God would have a best answer rating higher than 9%

2006-07-27 09:40:44 · answer #8 · answered by geejtopia 5 · 0 0

The Bible says, " For even though there are those who are called “gods,” whether in heaven or on earth, just as there are many “gods” and many “lords,”  there is actually to us one God the Father, out of whom all things are, and we for him; and there is one Lord, Jesus Christ, through whom all things are, and we through him"

So, if you are worshipping yourself, you are a god, just not Almighty God.

2006-07-27 09:40:59 · answer #9 · answered by izofblue37 5 · 0 0

come on! get real, so you are claming to be the "ANTI-CHRIST". God said that ther shall be those who come in my name, but they know me not, you are a false prophet and if you just did this for laughs then think abot this ....stupid. when you die God will recall situation that you have fasley passed on to his people that you are god.. hey stupid God is a spirt and you are not God, you are a part of satan helpers. please stop this for when you die the same God you claim to be will be the God that will judge you. ill pray for u starting NOW

2006-07-27 10:06:25 · answer #10 · answered by 1plum 4 · 0 0

I cannot prove u are not God, because I am God. So if i am God, im sure there are other's out there that are God 2.

2006-07-27 09:40:59 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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