hey babe i like you you laugh at my jokes send one in yourself and i promise i will laugh but you must admit i tell some guduns
2006-07-27 08:56:23 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
BOY : Since we met, I can't eat or drink...
GIRL : Why not ??
BOY : I'm broke.
BOY : May I hold your hand??
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
GIRL : Who was that girl I saw you kissing last night??
BOY : What time was it??
GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever..
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??
BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??
SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.
Man : You remind me of the sea.
Woman : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
Man : NO, because you make me sick.
Wife : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out
of the other.
Husband : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
Mary : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think, Peter?
Peter : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
Jimmy : Mom, can I have two piece of cake?
Mom : Certainly. Take this piece and cut it in two.
Sam : I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I comfortable seated.
Lily : So what do you do?
Sam : I close my eyes.
Teacher : Have you given the goldfish fresh water?
Pupil : No, Sir. They haven't finished the water I gave them last week.
Mom : Why are you wiping the floor with that cake?
Son : Well, it's a sponge cake, isn't it?
It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked.
"Doing my Christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.
"That's no offense," replied the judge. "How early were you doing this shopping?"
"Before the store opened," countered the prisoner.
2006-07-27 09:56:42 · answer #1 · answered by jeki_dslo 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
karamel kisses
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now give me 10 points for
karamel kisses xxx
then will get her to give you real ones xxxx zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
2006-07-28 15:58:01 · answer #2 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u talking 2 me?
2006-07-27 16:03:11 · answer #3 · answered by Shiny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get lost
2006-07-28 04:49:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no love lost
2006-07-27 16:40:41 · answer #5 · answered by JBOY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:o oops wrong page --- > laughing her way out
2006-07-27 16:08:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
knock knock,who'S there.you tell me
2006-07-27 16:04:25 · answer #7 · answered by lanie1713 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋