A bat came flying into his cave where all his
mates were hanging around. He had blood all over
his face and this was noticed by all. They were
insanely jealous as they had not eaten yet and
proceeded to badger him as to where he'd been.
"Leave me alone, I've had a bad night!" They, of
course, were hungry and wouldn't give up.
Finally, in desperation, he said: "OK, you want to
know where I've been, follow me."
They all flew out of the cave, down the valley,
half way up the mountain and landed in a tree.
"All right you guys, see that tree over there?"
They all nodded, eager to know more.
"Good, because I didn't!"
2006-07-27 08:54:08 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
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2006-07-27 09:19:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA..... good one...
check this one too....
An old woman went to visit her daughter and she found her naked, waiting for her husband.
The mother asks the daughter: "What are you doing naked?"
The daughter responds: "This is the dress of love."
When the mother returns home, she strips naked and waits for her husband.
When her husband arrives, he asks her: "What are you doing naked, woman?"
She responds: "This is the dress of love."
And he says to her: "Well, go iron it first."
2006-07-28 03:55:41 · answer #2 · answered by MK 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good and a subtle ending.
2006-07-27 09:06:23 · answer #3 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahaahahahaha but a tad corny . stil hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
2006-07-27 08:58:56 · answer #4 · answered by Yolanda N 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMBO..
a flat bat tree....
2006-07-27 10:20:09 · answer #5 · answered by Featherman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL. Yep, a good joke. Thank you. LOL.
2006-07-27 09:32:45 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-07-27 09:02:14 · answer #7 · answered by metorido 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...Thanks for that very funny joke...u made my day
2006-07-27 09:39:59 · answer #8 · answered by sweetangel1328 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol =) hahahahahhaaha that was funny good joke!!!!
2006-07-27 09:28:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
2006-07-27 08:58:52 · answer #10 · answered by Antisocial 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋