Or just on earth?
How many do they get each? Does it matter if you are the singer? Do drummers get less?
2006-07-27 08:46:52 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
OMG, groupies that won't have premarital sex! Ha!
2006-07-27 08:49:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, I would say no. even if chrisian rock bands did get into heaven you wouldn't be able to use you weenie anyway because you would be a spiritual being and have no fleshly body. so what is the point of having groupies in heaven. the only thing that goes on in heaven is your expected to bow down every second to the almighty and throw the crown he gives you at his feet like all the elders do. besides I don't think God has a warehouse supply surplus of ludwig drums or gibson guitars or any other earthly musical device because all those great instruments are going to be destroyed at the end of the world. he might have some totally new kind of instruments up there and finally like it says in that book of holy contention the holy bible "no flesh shall glory in his presence." You see God and his arch angels are the only rock stars in heaven. The true essence of rock n roll is rebellion and individualism. And we all know who started that and got kicked out of heaven. So called christian rock bands are nothing more than an excuse to have your cake and try to eat it to.
2006-07-27 16:08:15 · answer #2 · answered by chris a 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The only one with Groupies in Heaven will be those who are Closest to understanding of God. Jesus first.
2006-07-27 16:35:27 · answer #3 · answered by kritikos43 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i didnt think they had groupies on earth much less in heaven
2006-07-27 15:50:47 · answer #4 · answered by tyler_durden_project 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They each get 72 "not so virgins" but cannot touch them......oh wait, sorry that's Hell .
2006-07-27 15:54:47 · answer #5 · answered by mark_jw2006 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No such thing as heaven or a "god". Sorry to disapoint you.
2006-07-27 15:50:54 · answer #6 · answered by nzwlmmz16 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They have to settle for Jesus. Since all their songs replace "baby" wth "Jesus" I guess they'll be ok with it.
2006-07-27 15:52:09 · answer #7 · answered by Eldritch 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just on earth.....
2006-07-27 15:51:18 · answer #8 · answered by Not_Here 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋