2006-07-27 08:34:45 · 22 answers · asked by sadra 2 in Politics & Government ➔ Military
go to lebanon and hope for the best
2006-07-27 08:37:22 · answer #1 · answered by Josh23232323bluejays 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go stand in front of a synagogue, holding a sign asking how to join Hezbollah. I'm certain there will be a lot of people willing to help you join the deceased members of Hezbollah, you racist jerk.
2006-07-27 16:04:24 · answer #2 · answered by Fully armed in the battle of wits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Come by my barracks and my platoon and I will give you the physical exam. You know, just the standard stuff: testing your pain tolerance with a red-hot poker up the anus... removing any excess teeth with a steel-toed boot... performing a quick eye operation with a fountain pen... bringing you down to weight standards by removing that heathen American beer gut with a sword... and, of course, measuring your lung capacity by holding your head underwater for 15 minutes.
If you pass the physical exam, then we'll take you to an open field and give you a stick of dynamite so that you can practice blowing yourself up before we send you to suicide-bomb the infidels. Remember, we will be judging you on crater depth AND remains spreadage. If your head lands more than 50 feet from your torso, you might have what it takes!
2006-07-27 17:01:57 · answer #3 · answered by Spoofy P. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why go the whole way to Lebanon to get killed. Put on your hezboloser shirt, and walk down the street. I'm sure before long a good American Veteran will accommodate you and send you to hell with the rest of those freaks!
2006-07-27 15:56:53 · answer #4 · answered by Steelers1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The F.B.I is giving tryouts. Call them there waiting for your call. Make sure you have your measurements correct a pine box is hard to re-fit...?
...are you kidding what kind of question is this.
2006-07-27 16:04:57 · answer #5 · answered by Grim Reaper 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First, bend over and kiss your @ss good-bye, second stop by my house and I'll make sure some veteran's are here to answer your, oh so intelligent question!
2006-07-27 15:55:25 · answer #6 · answered by bkfussner 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They probably have a website. Just google it. Don't mind the guys with camera following you around.
2006-07-27 15:37:51 · answer #7 · answered by Jake W 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask the Lebanese community in your nearest big city
2006-07-27 16:01:10 · answer #8 · answered by cbmaclean 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you can organize your own orginization
and fight for justice but first you need to learn descipline of fighting in the name of GOD
basic rule is to prevent killing innocent people give them punishment economically and kill there soldier as much as you can i hope you will get success
2006-07-27 15:54:16 · answer #9 · answered by Deepest-Blue 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They won't even let you in if you aren't Arabic and a radical Muslim. They will capture you and assume you are a CIA spy.
2006-07-27 15:54:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋