Why are third-rate B tv stars such authorities on the Rapture?
2006-07-27 08:26:42 · 16 answers · asked by Biggest Douche in the Universe 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
no ....these two are simply drunken idiots... and most likely friends of Tom Cruise ( another idiot )..lol... but when it does happen... I get first pick on my new car!!!!!!!!!!
2006-07-28 06:35:43 · answer #1 · answered by Ms Fortune 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
There is no rapture!
http://www.lcg.org/search/search.php?query=rapture&type=and&results=10&search=1
Sequence of events--
Before Jesus comes back; this will be happening: MATT.24:15-22
Desolation in Jerusalem,
2THESS.2:4 Pope in Holy Place,
REV.15 & 16 (7 last Plagues),
REV.11:3-7 (2 Witnesses = 1260 days),
REV.12:6 (woman-church fled in wilderness = 1260 days),
EZEKIEL 37:12; REV.17:14 (make war with Jesus)
When Jesus Returns--
MATT.24:27; 26:64; 1THESS.4:16-17(shout); MATT.24:37-44; 1THESS.5:2,4,8; MATT.25:31-34; 13:36-43; 24:30-31; ZECHARIAH 14:1-5; 8:1-18; EZEKIEL 36:10,33; ISAIAH 61:4; 24:1,21,22; ZECH.12:8-9; ISAIAH 65:8-12; 66:15-16; REV.6:11-17; DAN.7:27; REV.1:6-7; 5:10; 11:15; MATT.5:3,5,10; 2CHRON.2:6; 6:18; PSALM 37:9-11; 115:16; 1COR.15:51-53; ISAIAH 63:7; 11:4; JER.4:16-27; 25:9-31; REV.20:9; ISAIAH 2:2-4; REVELATION 2:26; 16:14-21; ISAIAH 65:17-25; 2COR.5:1-10 (JUDGEMENT), REV.20:10-15; JOEL 2:30-32; 3:2,12,14,16,18; ISAIAH 66:1,22; HEB.12:22; REV.3:12; 21 & 22; MATT.12:32; 2PETER 3:7-13 (HEAVENS WILL PASS WITH GREAT NOISE; NEW HEAVENS AND NEW EARTH), ISAIAH 25:8 (WIPE AWAY TEARS); REV.7:14-17 (GOD SHALL WIPE AWAY ALL TEARS, LIVING FOUNDATIONS OF WATER). end.
2006-07-27 15:39:43 · answer #2 · answered by KNOWBIBLE 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The rapture is a prophecy made by a little English girl some 100+ years ago and proclaimed by her minister to be true. It has since caught on and it should be proclaimed by washed up losers because what else could redeem them besides a cosmic spiritual cataclysm?
2006-07-27 15:32:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They are authorities of what they believe there are other ideas about the rapture other than what they believe but it a "so what" doctrine. God is in charge of how the prophecies are fulfilled..
2006-07-27 15:42:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you want an alternative view on the Rapture then look at this:
http://www.satansrapture.com/index.htm
Personally no body really knows...God has his own plans and he aint telling at the moment.
2006-07-28 03:09:43 · answer #5 · answered by betterdeadthansorry 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Rapture will take place soon!!! Will you be ready?? Ask Jesus to come in you heart. He will blow your mind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kirk is not crazy, Its about what God said in his Word.
Have a great day guys.
2006-07-27 15:39:22 · answer #6 · answered by romieme 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My advice to you is, " Pick up your bible and read first hand what the rapture will be like".
2006-07-27 15:29:45 · answer #7 · answered by Airam 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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the rapture is coming
i feel the touch
a warm hand is on me
(alt: of a cold hand upon me)
life is gettin’ rough
i am on the inside
i have been without
i’m a gambler with no bank roll
a hobo smilin’ at the sunrise
a fool has gone hitchin’
he can’t get out of town
cuz the lawman tracked him down
he’s got a silver tooth
it glimmers while he speaks
(alt: it’s gleeming when he speaks)
he hasn’t spoke in weeks
cuz the rapture is coming
i feel the touch
a warm hand is on me
(alt: of a cold hand upon me)
life is gettin’ rough
i am on the inside
i have been without
i’m a gambler with no bank roll
a hobo smilin’ at the sunrise
he’s got a guilded mistress
he kept her in a cage
until she got away
(alt: she kept him in a cage, until he got away)
she has got another
a lawman by his trade
just a few miles down the way
the rapture is coming
i feel the touch
a warm hand is on me
(alt: of a cold hand upon me)
life is gettin’ rough
i am on the inside
i have been without
i’m a gambler with no bank roll
a hobo smilin’ at the sunrise
a broken rib is better
than a busted heart
tearin’ you apart
(alt: one time only, April 2005:
a busted heart is better
than a broken rib
don’t know what I did)
cuz the rapture is coming
i feel the touch
a warm hand is on me
(alt: of a cold hand upon me)
life is gettin’ rough
i am on the inside
i have been without
i’m a gambler with no bank roll
a hobo smilin’ at the sunrise
the rapture is coming
i feel the touch
a warm hand is on me
(alt: of a cold hand upon me)
life is gettin’ rough
i am on the inside
i have been without
i’m a gambler with no bank roll
a hobo smilin’ at the sunrise
2006-07-27 15:32:01 · answer #8 · answered by ScreeHerb 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kirk Cameron cannot tell a lie!! LOL
2006-07-27 15:29:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There isn't going to be any rapture!
2006-07-27 15:34:44 · answer #10 · answered by Mamma mia 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They are going by what they were taught. Everyone has a different view of how, when and if it happens. I am probably going to hell anyway.
2006-07-27 15:31:48 · answer #11 · answered by princesspms 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋