They are getting rather loud about it. Just yesterday, when I put out some fresh haybales, they all began booing and hissing and two tried to climb the fence and I had to use a cattle prode to drive them back just because they want to be guaranteed I'll let them out to vote this fall.
Madness!! I'll have to get loincloths for all of them and some kind of scarves for the females if I let them go into town to vote--and you know how Democrats are--being herd animals like they are. If one makes a break for it, they ALL will. And just think of the expenses of all that cloth!! At least $25,maybe even $30.
Total madness!! I have absolutely no guarantee that any will come back, and Democrats are with little enough profitability as it is, you know? All they howl about is when is their next welfare check coming or trying to organize protest rallies for the most outlandish ideas--like demanding that I put padding on the roosts in my chicken house so my chickens' feet won't hurt in the AM
2006-07-27 07:38:26 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Civic Participation
And just now--they started in trying to organize my pack of hunting dogs into a local chapter of the AFI-CIO !!!! What do hounds know about unions, huh?
2006-07-27 07:40:17 · update #1
Just promise them that you'll hold a sensitivity training seminar after the polls close. You could also promise them that you'll pay higher taxes so they can spend the money on a worthless and inefficient social program.
2006-07-27 07:42:25 · answer #1 · answered by zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz 4 · 1⤊ 5⤋
Tell them you'll lend them Birkenstocks or Volvos (their choice) to get to the polls and back. Then, on election day, tell them something came up and you don't have the shoes or the cars (i.e., lie to their faces so they know they've been lied to) and you won't have to worry - they'll feel just like they're coming home when they return after casting their ballots for the Moron of the Moment.
2006-07-27 14:51:40 · answer #2 · answered by Walter Ridgeley 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a ridiculous question! Either you are a leader with answers or an action plan for those who care about specific issues or not. Don't put the people helping you down! That right there shows me that you are not trustworthy or honest (excuse my bluntness). You want them to help you but you're basically talking about them behind their backs.
Niche Kiet (NOT GOOD)
2006-07-27 14:45:26 · answer #3 · answered by classy sass 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How nice of you to let a couple of them go out and vote...keeping up the illusion of Democracy must be very important to you. I'm sure they'll reciprocate in kindness and allow you to wear a blindfold when your time comes.
2006-07-27 14:51:36 · answer #4 · answered by key2x4y 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Answer: Tell them George W. Bush has violated the constitution again, and will be running for a third term.
2006-07-27 14:43:07 · answer #5 · answered by RG 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't maybe we should ask the U.N.. Apparently, according to them (Dems) we are only allowed to act upon anything with their approval, becasue heaven forbid someone does not like us or a decision we have made, gasp!
2006-07-27 15:11:20 · answer #6 · answered by jasonzbtzl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't you worry there will be Democrats to vote this year. Don't think they will need your help .
2006-07-27 14:44:40 · answer #7 · answered by antiekmama 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you say you want them back? Why?
2006-07-27 22:43:06 · answer #8 · answered by STEVEN F 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋