2006-07-27 07:12:41 · 29 answers · asked by blueeyedluver76 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Neither. I'd just use the bidet.
Unless I lived in some dirty country where they didn't know what bidets were. Then I don't know what I'd do - probably move to a more civilized country.
2006-07-27 07:16:11 · answer #1 · answered by Bob G 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As an Occultist taking any such action against a holy book is not only a sin, but something worthy of punishment beyond words. To even consider wiping ones bottom on a holy book is horrible. Go grab a newspaper, that is a scroll worthy of being used as a wipe.
Hails,
Silence
ps... Im reporting this. It incites violence and hatred. I know that it was the likely reason your asking this. You should consider how you want other people to look at your belief. Wouldn't you be upset if someone used your system of belief as toilet paper?
2006-07-27 15:12:43 · answer #2 · answered by silencedwatcher 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Would I use it if there was no toilet paper, Man I use it now when there is toilet paper.
Besides how does it matter, the bible is full of **** anyway. So **** cleans ****.
Where the hell did they come up with all the **** written there anyways, I mean baby born to a mom who never had sex. Return of a dead guy after three days. Let me see when he came back to life what did he say "jesus I have a terrible hangover"
2006-07-27 14:20:58 · answer #3 · answered by MiKe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I were poor and didn't have toilet paper I would have been prepared with something else BEFORE I went into the bathroom.
No, I could not use the bible. But, I don't think I could use the Sear's catalog either.
2006-07-27 14:17:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why ever would I let my poor butt go dirty? Use the Bible.
2006-07-27 14:15:40 · answer #5 · answered by McGeezy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There once was a man who had a house that was being flooded by a terrible storm. He climbed to the second level and a man came by on a boat and said...better hop in this isn't going to get any better. The man in the house said...The Lord is my Shepherd and he will take care of me. After a little while, the water rose again and he climbed on the roof. A man in a canoe came by and said, "sir...you really should come with me now and give up that house." He said no...The Lord is my Shepherd and he will provide for me. As he climbed to the chimney and was praying...a helecopter was hovering ahead and a man spoke to him through a megaphone saying..."this is an emergency! ""Please get into the chopper!" But the man still refused. He was swept away by the water and died. When he got to heaven he asked..."Lord, I believed and I waited, but you still let me drown." "Why?" The Lord said ...precious one...I sent you a boat, a canoe, and a rescue helecopter!
My point is this... God provides in ways we don't expect. The Word is not something to be held in the materialism of a book. but to be kept in one's heart. USE THE BOOK IF YOU MUST!
Be blessed!
Peacemaker
2006-07-27 14:56:20 · answer #6 · answered by peacemaker 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd use the sears and roebuck catalog as that was way back when toilet paper..Just a little history lesson. Hope that helps. But No I would not use the bible. I'd rather use newspaper. Thank you very much!
2006-07-27 14:20:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymus 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't have to be poor to do that... if i had no toilet paper and there was a bible handy at the time, why not? It's just paper and ink right?
2006-07-27 14:20:13 · answer #8 · answered by ChooseRealityPLEASE 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I can not afford toilet paper, I won't be affording heat in the winter, so I would keep the bible for a fuel source on cold nights, when wood is low.
2006-07-27 14:15:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Girl, Im RICH, and I use the Bible as toilet paper on a daily basis! Who says youve got to be poor to enjoy a clean bunghole???
2006-07-27 14:14:43 · answer #10 · answered by YDoncha_Blowme 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋