An old cowboy walked into a drug store and asked to talk to a
>>male
>>pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was the
>>pharmacist and
>>as she and her sister owned the store, there were no males employed
>>there.
>>She then asked if she could help the gentleman. The cowpoke said
>>that it was
>>something that he would be much more comfortable discussing with a
>>male
>>pharmacist.
>>The female pharmacist assured him that she was completely
>>Professional and
>>whatever it was that he needed to discuss, he could be confident
>>that she
>>would treat him with the highest level of professionalism.
>>The old bronco-buster agreed and began by saying, "This is tough
>>for me to
>>discuss, but I have a permanent erection. It causes me a lot of
>>problems and
>>severe embarrassment, and I was wondering what you could give me
>>for it.
>>
>>The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll go talk to my sister."
>>When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and the
>>absolute
>>best we can do is, 1/3 ownership in the store, a company car, and
>>$3,000 a
>>month plus living expenses.
2006-07-27 07:02:58 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OOoouuu!!! LOL.LOL. Yes, indeedy! LOL. LOL.
2006-07-27 10:00:19 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
advantageous one!!! celebrity for you! here is one in all my favorites: a brunette exchange into junping up and down on railroad tracks chanting ' 22, 22, 22 ' many times. a blonde is walking via and then watches the brunette leaping and chanting. she doesnt be attentive to why she is doing this, yet she joins her because of the fact it seems relaxing. they the two leap on the tracks for a on a similar time as, till they hear a convention coming. the brunette gets exited and starts leaping larger and screaming louder, so the blonde does the comparable. the practice's tooting because it comes closer, and good in the past it squishes them the two, the brunette leaps out of the thank you to risk-free practices. to place it short, the blonde, properly, didnt. after the practice passes, the brunette takes up her spot returned on the tracks, maintains leaping, yet this time, she chants, '23, 23, 23 '!!!!!!
2016-11-03 03:09:13 · answer #2 · answered by holliway 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's not as good as the other joke, but it's alright. Next time, delete all the forwarding arrows, it's annoying to read something that's been forwarded a thousand times.
2006-07-27 07:07:55 · answer #3 · answered by Answer Schmancer 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
it's an old joke sorry sweetheart check ya later ♥
2006-07-27 07:22:18 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Read it before... good joke, but he wouldn't be enough to have my share of wealth! *lol*
2006-07-27 11:30:03 · answer #5 · answered by 7FAM 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
oh thats good. i like it. thank you!
2006-07-27 07:06:36 · answer #6 · answered by pshhhhhhhhlizzz 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I dont get it...
2006-07-27 07:06:47 · answer #7 · answered by T 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
don't get it
2006-07-27 07:12:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
HuH!!!!!!!!!!?????????
2006-07-27 08:20:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
uh.... i don't get it
2006-07-27 08:05:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋