2006-07-27 06:57:45 · 37 answers · asked by doo to doo 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
i've tried dressing like a disciple but that didn't work
2006-07-27 06:58:38 · update #1
awesome answers yall, except the serious ones...cmon lighten up some of you. i'm gonna dress like noah next
2006-07-27 07:02:56 · update #2
OKAY, FIRST YOU'LL HAVE TO SHOW UP AT HER CHURCH OR WHAT EVER. IF THEY GIVE PEACE, ASK HER OUT FOR COFFEE AND DONUTS. NEXT THING YOU KNOW YOU'LL BE SHOOTING HER UP WITH DOPE IN SOME STALL AT A CLUB OR SOMETHING. BONE HER THEN.
2006-07-27 07:16:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey lets just put it this way just because she is religious does not mean nothing. She is a woman and woman have needs to. You just got to talk to her differently than all other women. You know Bring out the pimp in you man. A pimp always gets the girl. Even if the girl is a nun. You know what I mean.I bet you she is wild. If you dont get to her someone else will. And girls like that like adventure, bad boys you know. So try that. It helps if you are good looking. So if you are ugly as hell dont even try.
2006-07-27 07:04:07 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Listen, the best thing to do is leave this woman alone. This is your co-worker and it could make the work situation at work very difficult and uncomfortable for you. Also, game-playing is unattractive and when enough women get wise to you, they will never trust you or date you ever again. If she's smart, she'll know that you're a hurtful game player who doesn't care about her feelings.
2006-07-27 07:02:02 · answer #3 · answered by DeeDee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is her name Mary? Grow a long beard, dress in loin cloth and say that Jesus has arrived and the father is ready to bone the Virgin Mary... with the Holy Spirit giving his full blessings...
2006-07-27 07:01:21 · answer #4 · answered by DarthFangNutts 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't just try, become one with her religion - shave your head and give away all your earthly possesions, wear a burlap bag. Lay down at the front door of her church until they let you in, then work your way into their membership, like on the show Kung Fu.
Then, .......well, that's another story, ain't it?
2006-07-27 07:02:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give it up, Stupid! What you don't need is a Sexual Harassment Complaint on your record at your place of employment. It's best to keep your job than to impress the ladies where you work.
2006-07-27 07:03:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell her that God came to you in a dream and said that if did not have sexual relations with her, you would surely die. Hey, it worked for Billy Graham to get millions of donations.
2006-07-27 07:01:22 · answer #7 · answered by Velociraptor 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If that's all you want leave her alone. She's not interested in having casual sex. She's looking for a real relationship with meaning.
2006-07-27 07:00:13 · answer #8 · answered by beatyful 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell her your gay but you don't want to be. Her father and her will be dying to convert you and your sexual gratification will be the by product. It worked in Saved!!! Check it out!
2006-07-27 07:03:08 · answer #9 · answered by Karrien Sim Peters 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like a possible termination for sexual harassment
2006-07-27 06:59:57 · answer #10 · answered by bad_bob_69 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋